CSI: Miami: Difference between revisions

[[In a World]] of nasty crimes, only one man can ensure that the women of [[Miami]] continue to be able to wear bikinis and sunbathe without corpses washing ashore. That man... [[Cool Shades|wears sunglasses]].

 

 

''[[CSI]]'' [[Spin-Off]], set in [[Captain Obvious|Miami]]. Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso) takes the role of the guy spouting the [[Quip to Black]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948 which he often does] after [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceHnUrUAbho putting his sunglasses on] - wonderfully parodied by [[Weebl and Bob]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20140307001752/http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/csi here] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwGlL3hxaCY here] by, of all people [[Phineas and Ferb]]. Horatio differs from Grissom by being a [[Jerkass|complete and utterly unrepentant]] dick, unless you're under 15 and/or a woman and/or have just survived a horrible crime -- in which case, he's your best and most compassionate friend (and your best line of defense if the bad guy comes back to get you).