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'''Lily:''' Wait, when you watch ''The Karate Kid'' you actually root for that mean blonde boy?
'''Barney:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|No, I root for the scrawny loser from New Jersey who barely even knows karate.]] When I watch ''[[The Karate Kid]]'' I root for the ''karate kid'', [[Draco in Leather Pants|Johnny Lawrence from the Cobra Kai dojo]]. Get your head out of your ass Lily. }}
:** The same episode has him revealing that he roots for Hans Gruber in ''[[Die Hard]]'' (believing him to be the title character), Principal Vernon in ''[[The Breakfast Club]]'' (the only one who wears a suit) and ''[[The Terminator]]'' (and proceeds to start crying over his death scene, saying "And she doesn't even help him!")
:** That explains the life-size Imperial Stormtrooper armor in his living room.
:* Episode 3x11 "The Platinum Rule": Barney becomes convinced that an ex-girlfriend is trying to kill him.
{{quote|'''Barney:''' I dump her, and she says, "no hard feelings." She's a psycho, what other explanation is there?!}}
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