Sonic the Hedgehog/Narm: Difference between revisions

 

See also the page for moments that are [[Sonic the Hedgehog/Funny|truly and intentionally funny]].

 

* ''[[Sonic Adventure]]'':

{{quote|"Oh, no! Our weapons are useless! Retreat! All personnel, fall back!"}}

*** Not to mention the "Hoooh ha ha, see if you can make it through here, Sonic!" line whenever he reveals his weakpoint for all to see...

** Some of the lyrics to Knuckles's theme, especially this line: "You can call me Knuckles/Unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle/I'd rather flex my muscles"

* A fair amount of ''[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]'', but mainly:

{{quote|"Where's that... DAMN 4th Chaos Emerald?!"}}

** During the Glyphic Canyon level, when you've got Knuckles with you, has a segment where you have to walk into this tornado to progress. What does Knuckles have to say while you're doing this? [[Large Ham|"HELP!!!]] [[Captain Obvious|WE'RE BEING SUCKED IN!!!"]] This is made much more hilarious for two reasons: the first is that Knuckles is voiced by the [[Large Ham|glorious]] [[Dan Green]], and the second is that, if you wait around on the bridge for a bit, Knuckles will ''tell you to walk into the tornado.''

** The GUN Commander's exposition rant to Shadow just before the Cosmic Fall level. Quite profound and dramatic and would be very much so in a more serious game...if not for the fact that, gun aside, the scene looks quite comical when he's ranting about this to a nearly adorable cartoon hedgehog.

* A fair amount—no, ''all'' of ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)|Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]''. This is especially due to the contrast of the [[Uncanny Valley|kind of realistic humans]] and the furries during the drama scenes, the 4Kids voice acting, the nonsensical plot, the bad dialogue, and moments of pure silliness like Eggman pressing buttons like he was a blind man playing a piano.

** At least Eggman's [[Narm]] moments are [[So Bad It's Good|awesome]]. The scenes with him in are pretty much the only bearable bits of the game's plot.

** Also for Sonic '06, many of Silver's lines. Especially what he says when you're fighting him.

** Shadow using Chaos Control to round house kick Silver in the back of the head. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQwYX5YiPqY It has to be seen to be believed].

* Even though ''[[Sonic Adventure 2]]'' was made in America, the script apparently got translated to Japanese and then back into English, rendering lines that were only sometimes comprehensible, rarely synced to the mouth movements, and even ''overlapped each other''. "He must be using the Chaos Emerald to wa...[rp]" "[My]...name is Shadow."

** Let's not forget how some of the lines were left completely untranslated.

** The final fight with the Final Hazard. The Biolizard's merged with the Space Colony ARK to expidite its descent onto earth so Super Sonic and Super Shadow head out to stop it. The battle itself is epic complete with Crush 40's Live and Learn blaring out but the final boss itself becomes a lot more silly since it looks more like the Biolizard has the ARK's Eclipse Cannon shoved up its arse.

** The President's in-limo conversation with Robotnik. "Just what is it that you want...Doctor Eggman?!" and that isn't a typo, he does indeed put in a small pause before "Doctor Eggman?!". The way he says Egg-botnik's name there is badly timed looking as if something happened to the doctor or he put on a rather silly hat.

* Rouge the Bat in every appearance, especially for her... [[Gainaxing|bouncing...]] In her first appearance, half of us were busy laughing at how unrealistically she moved; the other half found it... [[Fetish Fuel|interesting]].

* Let's show that creep THE REAL SUPER POWER OF TEAMWORK! Yeah, because WE'RE SONIC HEROES! Actually, the entirety of ''[[Sonic Heroes]]'' was pretty Narmy.

** Let's blast through with SONIC SPEED!

{{quote|'''Espio''': [[Big No|NOOOOOO!]] I have failed!!}}

*** He really elongates the "NO" there and can't decide between screaming it and growling it. It sounds very much silly especially when Espio's now portrayed as a ninja, if not then a parody of anime ninja. Its surprising that Sega haven't had him recite the Kuji-In yet.

* Ah, the final boss of ''[[Sonic Unleashed]]''. It could've been so epic, had it not suffered from two narms of its own:

# The {{spoiler|[[Unexpected Gameplay Change]] of fighting its first form}} ''{{spoiler|with a [[Humongous Mecha]] formed from all of the Gaia shrines, Rock'em Sock'em Robots style}}''.

** {{spoiler|1=Seriously, that whole scene was Narm, but the music was actually what ''saved'' the final battle. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8h1ad_DBz0 Listen to it] and tell me it's not epic. Just because a song lacks electric guitar doesn't mean it's vaudeville music.}}

** {{spoiler|You didn't expect the final battle to play the all-happy Endless Possibility from the opening sequence, did you?}}

* Going back to something done over 10 years ago (that isn't even a game!), we have the Sonic OVA. The voice acting alone (for Tails in particular) would be enough.

** It had its crowning moment with Junpei Takiguchi voicing Dr. Eggman.

* This gem from ''[[Sonic Shuffle]]'' ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky_HXf3PH9Q Here at 8:20-ish]).

{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Void:'''}} Why was I... '''''[[Chewing the Scenery|BOOOAAARRRUUUGGGHHHNN?]]'''''}}

* The 3DS version of ''[[Sonic Generations]]'' attempts to convey the plot of the console versions to the best of its ability. Emphasis on "attempts". There had to be a better way to convey destroying Eggman's robots or making a [[Heroic Sacrifice]] than having 3D models slide past what appear to be ''trading cards''.

 

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