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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM_CwFJjHrk This wedding ceremony], which looks and sounds as if it was created by tropers.
* Stalin allegedly found [[wikipedia:Kilroy Was Here|"Kilroy was here"]] graffiti in a VIP bathroom, prompting him to ask his aides who this "Kilroy" was.
* Having undergone criticism from Donald Trump (among other "birthers") for [[Idiot Ball|not being born in the United States]], ([[What an Idiot!|despite the fact that U.S citizenship is kind of a REQUIREMENT to run for president in the first place]]), Barack Obama revealed his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Uji4O_a6w "birth video"] at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner. Let's just say [[The Lion King|it was like witnessing the great Circle of Life.]] Doubles as an [[Awesome Moment]] for Obama {{spoiler|and a [[Take That]] to Trump and the "birthers"}}!
** Made even funnier by the fact that Obama kept a straight face ''the entire time''.
*** The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E intro] takes the biscuit, though. Gloriously OTT [[Eagle Land]] montage with [[Hulk Hogan]]'s [[Crowning Music of Awesome|intro song]] blasting away? Epic on toast.
*** And all that was just the warm-up to Obama and Seth Meyers verbally ''destroying'' Donald Trump, both with grins on their faces the whole time.
{{quote|"Donald Trump recently said that he has a great relationship with "the blacks", although unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I bet he's mistaken."}}
*** Then the next day Obama preempts Trumps show to announce Bin Laden's Death. Less than a week later Trump announces he won't run for president.
** And then there was this year's delicious [http://youtu.be/6IoVSbjmTZs shade-throwing festival.] The Romney joke with the dog and the jet must be seen.
* Two churches arguing and debating ideologies back and forth in the most passive-aggressive form imaginable--[https://web.archive.org/web/20150216034010/http://doctordavidtennant.tumblr.com/post/5321318141/two-churches-located-across-the-street-from-each-other the bulletin boards outside of their churches.]
* In what can only be descibed as both a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Crowning Moment of Trolling]], MI-6 hacked into an al-Qaeda website and [http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/operation-cupcake-mi6-replaces-al-qaeda-bomb-making-instructions-with-cupcake-recipes/2011/06/03/AGFUP2HH_blog.html replaced bomb-making instructions with Ellen Degeneres' cupcake recipe].
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* During a Texas-Oklahoma football game in the late 70's President Gerald Ford was walking down the tunnel with Oklahoma coach Barry Switzer and Texas coach Darrell Royal at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. A drunk Oklahoma fan looks down the tunnel and yells "Hey, who are those two guys with Switzer?"
* [http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ A Dramatic Reading of a Real Breakup Letter from a Real Person]
* Anytime a promenintprominent Politician or someone running for public office "gaffes" it's this. They are sometimes either [[Dude, Not Funny]] or riddled with [[Unfortunate Implications]], so your mileage may vary.
* Just look up [[wikipedia:Jack Thompson (activist)|anything from Jack Thompson's career as a lawyer]] while remembering he was taking this stuff very seriously. My personal pick is when he sent out photocopies to his legal opponents of his driver's license where he pasted [[Batman]]'s face over his own.
* [http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-december-14-2011/lowe-s-balls-of-the-week Barbara Walter's] reaction to Hermann Cain, who, during her interview with him, said that if he were offered a cabinet position, he'd like [[Irony|Department of Defense]].
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** And this:
{{quote|Less demand means that it is less economically viable to produce meat. Farmers go broke, farm disappear, it's nor much but a start. Of course the fire bombings and vandalism help to drive our message home, so we will win eventually.}}
* Quite a few laws in many nations, many of these are based on legitimate concerns that are long outdated. For instance, the one in New York City where it is illegal for you to wash your donkey in a bath. But then there are others that make zero sense no matter what time they were written in, such as the law in Ohio forbidding it's citizens from fishing for whales...but only on sundaySunday, the rest of the week you are in the clear. Or the laws regarding intoxicated fish.
* Real Madrid wins the Spanish Cup...[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXxSuzRpTps Then runs over it with a bus]. [[Never Live It Down|Poor Sergio]].
** Doesn't end there. [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/sergio-ramos-penalty-fail Sergio Ramos will never EVER get rid of this little stain...]
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