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|''[http://us.wii.com/iwata_asks/nsmb/vol1_page9.jsp Iwata Asks: New Super Mario Bros. Wii - The Correct Way to Enjoy An Action Game]''}}
{{quote|'''Gamer''': You're breaking my ''balls'' Mario!.
|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}in6RZzdGki8 Super Mario Brothers 85]'' Former [[Trope Namer]] <ref> NSFW</ref>}}
{{quote|''"In all fairness, the [[Super Mario Bros the Lost Levels|'real' Super Mario Brothers 2]] wasn't much of a loss at all: it's like the Nintendo execs gathered in their board room in '87 and said, 'All right. We've just put out the biggest and best video game ''ever.'' Now we must get to work on the sequel, which naturally must use the same engine and graphics as the first game and be as maddeningly difficult and frustrating as our programmers' ones and zeros can allow. IT IS THE ONLY WAY.' Enter poison mushrooms, backwards warp zones, and Piranha Plants that don't play by Piranha Plant rules. I'll take a doctored [[Dolled-Up Installment|Doki Doki Panic]] almost any day."''|From [http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/finalfantasy/ff2/ff2-1.htm this article] not on ''[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]'', but ''[[Final Fantasy II]]''}}
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{{quote|''"....what's the point of making a game if you...can't even...win it...so stupid...wanna see what my dad has?"''|'''Evan''', ''[[Superbad]]''}}
{{quote|''"The alternate title could be "DEMONICCHOCOBO MAKES THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE. REPEATEDLY.""
|'''Demonic Chocobo''' on ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}Frsvgw03ZL8&eurl{{=}}http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FDemonicChocobo&feature{{=}}player_profilepage I Wanna Be The Fraxy]''}}
{{quote|''"[''The Adventures Of Bayou Billy'' is] not the shittiest game in the world - but what it '''is''' is the most nipple-twisting, nut-aching, hair-pulling, ulcer-causing, butt-itching, frustrating motherfucker of a game you ever saw. Now, ''The Adventures Of Bayou Billy'' is, as I said, a frustrating game, but what many people don't know is that it's also the '''hardest''' game ever made. Now, I know some people will come forward and tell you that the ''[[Gradius]]'' games or ''[[Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts N Goblins]]'', they're a real challenge, and they don't know what they're talking about because I fucking guarantee you that '''nobody''' has beaten ''The Adventures Of Bayou Billy'' fairly. I mean, not without some kind of emulator or Game Genie or divine intervention - this game is '''fucking HARD'''."''|'''Noah ''[[The Spoony Experiment|'The Spoony One']]'' Antwiler''' on ''[http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2007/01/24/adventures-of-bayou-billy-nes-review/ The Adventures Of Bayou Billy]''}}
{{quote|''Most (normal) games will ease you into the game mechanics at least a little bit, and the ones that present difficult situations earlier have a "steeper" learning curve.'' [[Dwarf Fortress]] ''pretty much punches you in the nuts with the learning curve and steals your lunch money.''
|gameprey, at [http://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/8j38m/its_2_am_im_bored_out_of_my_mind_please_suggest_a/?sort{{=}}top reddit.com]}}
{{quote|''Losing is fun!''|The official motto of ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]''}}
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{{quote|''"Bowser-King Koopa has never had level designers of this quality!"''|'''The [[YouTube]] video "Super Mario Brothers-Frustration"'''}}
{{quote|''Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge fucking kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it's cock in F-Zero's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and F-Zero can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the asshole game then says, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.''
|'''NippleBandit''''s [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid{{=}}711267 rant] about [[F-Zero|F-Zero GX]]}}
{{quote|''But, of all things, did you tell none other than '''Treasure''' to make it more difficult?'' |'''Satoru Iwata''', discussing ''[[Sin and Punishment]] 2''}}
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''Muzukashi sugite susume nai...!<ref>It's so hard, I can't continue...!</ref>''
GOOD NIGHT!!
|'''[[Mega Man (video game)|Clear Made Wa Nemuranai]] ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}SCBmT3g774g Can't Sleep Until Clear])''' }}
{{quote|''FUCK!''|Many, many players}}
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