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** The girls also get one in their introduction, when they're setting up a scam pretending that Little Rock is bitten and needs to be offed. The whole monty hinges on the mark getting cold feet about shooting a kid and deciding to let Wichita do the deed - all it would've taken was for Tallahassee to say "Okay, I'll put her out of her misery" and a double-tap, and Wichita would've lost her sister. And it would've been entirely her own fault.
** The mark getting cold feet was never a necessity of the scam. The ploy was that they had no weapons to do the deed themselves. All Wichita had to do was request to do it herself regardless, with Tallahassee's gun.
* ''[[Star Trek (film)|Star Trek]]'':
** The whole race of Romulans in the latest installment of ''[[Star Trek (film)|Star Trek]]''. Their whole sun goes supernova thus destroying Romulus in the process? Sorry, but you must be plain dumb in order to let ''that'' happen (according to Star Trek Online, they caused it by testing weapons that were banned due to this specific reason). Not only do they possess a whole '''star empire''', which means they have more planets then just the one being threatened by the super nova, they should also have the technological possibilities to detect super novas '''in time'''. It's not like they happen as a total surprise. It shouldn't have been a problem at all to evacuate a planet in time. And to let Spock as the ''only person'' in the goddamned empire try to prevent it because they were too busy arguing. That's beyond dumb. Maybe more so, since the ship and technology Spock uses were built on Vulcan, which means ''somebody'' had sufficient advance notice and time to prepare a response.
*** Far from being the [[Artistic License Physics|first time that this has happened]] in the ''Trek'' universe, but it is a definite case of [[Sci-Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale]], as a supernova explosion blast wave [[Space Does Not Work That Way|only travels at the speed of light]], and we are speaking of a civilization that has faster-than-light space travel. Made all the more egregious by the fact that the effects of such supernovae only traveling at the speed of light has been used to explain dramatic scenes and escapes in both the TV shows and movies. Then again, the [[Applied Phlebotinum|solution]] in this case was based on an [[Black Holes Suck]], so thinking things through too much can only give one a headache.
*** Also Olson, not pulling his chute till the last second.
** Spock was also the [[Only Sane Man]]'' in ''[[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan]]''; it took him all of five minutes to figure out that the Federation had inadvertently created a [[Doomsday Device]] by building the Genesis probe, [[Idiot Ball|something that, in all their hubris, they never considered.]] Unfortunately, this is something Khan quickly noticed too.
* The two dumb kids in ''[[Jaws (film)|Jaws]]'', who decided that, while the town is on high alert for ANY potential shark fins, would do a prank involving a fake shark fin on a piece of wood, and tow it from underwater. Fortunately for the kids, they didn't get shot. Unfortunately, thanks to their distraction, at least one person was eaten and another kid was injured by the real shark, and managed to get away as a result.
** The shark himself, for eating an explosive.
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