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* A bit of Fridge Logic in "A New Hope" is that when Luke first meets Leia, she actually FLIRTS with him. Does she make it a habit to flirt with imperial troops?
** She might have been trying to present a nonchalant appearance after being tortured, as in "You think that probe was bad? You never went to Spring Break on Aldreaan!"
** Alternatively, she is trying to save the galaxy from a machine that will detonate inhabited worlds. Maybe she's not above [[Distracted Byby the Sexy|finding her own way to sway the guards.]]
* Or the entire sequence where Threepio ''forgets'' he's wearing a comlink, while Luke and the others are calling for help while trapped in a garbage chute; with the ''walls closing in''. Then, when Threepio finally remembers and tells Artoo to shut all the chutes down, and then proceeds to confuse screams of jubilation for horrified death-rattles.
{{quote| '''C3PO''': ''Listen to them, they're dying R2! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough, it's all my fault!''}}
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'''Leia''': I AM ''NOT'' A COMMITTEE!<br />
''(3PO comes after them, then stumbles back down the hallway he came out of with a girly scream)'' }}
* More of a [[Hilarious in Hindsight|Hilarious In Hindsight]] moment, but in Ep. 4, ''A New Hope'', after Leia is captured by storm troopers she, naturally having attitude, gives attitude to Vader. But if you think about it, Vader is Luke's father, right? And Luke and Leia are twins, right? So then that makes Vader Leia's father! ''She's backsassing her father!!!''
* In ''Return of the Jedi,'' after the Super Star Destroyer crashes into the Death Star, the Rebels on Admiral Ackbar's ship start cheering wildly. And if you listen carefully, you can hear someone exclaim, "DIE, DICKHEADS!"
* Vader tells the bounty hunters that they're free to use any means at their disposal to find the ''Millenium Falcon,'' but he wants the passengers alive. "NO DISINTEGRATIONS," he says, pointing right at Boba Fett as if to say, "This means you."
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'''Lando:''' Shut up. }}
** "Lando swore at the ship, a long string of highly colorful phrases describing what he wish the ship would go do with itself."
* A great one towards the end of ''The Ahakista Gambit'' story arc of the ''Star Wars: Rebellion'' series. Main characters Wyl Tarson and Laynara are inspecting "one of those impenetrable doors" (don't you just hate them?) that they need to get through. Not to worry, they've brought tech expert and [[Snarky Non -Human Sidekick]] Baco Par along to open it. Then they turn around to see Baco pointing a blaster at them. He knows they're planning to betray him, he's a little ticked off that they kidnapped him for this caper, and the empire can have the galaxy.
{{quote| '''Baco''': Some people just want to be left alone! Some people just aren't good enough to make a difference! Don't you get that?!<br />
'''Laynara''': ''(plucks Baco's blaster out of his hand)'' You're shaking. Don't be afraid, Baco--you can do this.<br />
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** This is even funnier considering that Darth Vader [[Actor Allusion|is actually voiced by]] [[Chad Vader]] in this game.
* Taking out an enemy Jedi/Sith hero in ''Battlefront''. You have to do this by grenading them to fall out the window.
* The [[Silliness Switch]] in ''[[Star Wars Rebel Assault|Rebel Assault II]]'' that adds an [[MST3KMystery Science Theater 3000]] style Vader at the bottom of the screen, and adds Dada-esque subtitles to all the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tubBVY0K68Y cutscene dialogue].
{{quote| '''Imperial Admiral:''' As you can see, Snookums, the whole crew has been putting in overtime... in fact, I think the Christmas recital will be the bestest in years! Little Timmy's ''Drummer Boy'' is--<br />
'''Darth Vader:''' What I see, Choralmeister Lumpy, is that no has been washing these windows in my absence! This ship isn't your personal garbage can, young man! }}
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