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==''[[wikipedia:Your Shoe's Untied|Your Shoe's Untied]]'' [2.1a] (2000)== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': TADA! A perfect Patty. |
:'''SpongeBob''': TADA! A perfect Patty. |
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:'''Painty''': Aargh! I be just a paintin' of a head. |
:'''Painty''': Aargh! I be just a paintin' of a head. |
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==''Squid's Day Off'' [2.1b] (2000)== |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. |
:'''Mr. Krabs''': I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': Get away barbarian, look what you've done! Nice, clean money, SOILED! |
:'''Mr. Krabs''': Get away barbarian, look what you've done! Nice, clean money, SOILED! |
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==''[[wikipedia:Something Smells|Something Smells]]'' [2.2a] (2000)== |
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:'''Patrick''': SpongeBob? |
:'''Patrick''': SpongeBob? |
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:'''SpongeBob''': That didn't help at all! |
:'''SpongeBob''': That didn't help at all! |
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==''[[wikipedia:Bossy Boots|Bossy Boots]]'' [2.2b] (2000)== |
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:'''Squidward''': ''[deadpan]'' Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation. |
:'''Squidward''': ''[deadpan]'' Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation. |
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:'''Squidward''': That’s it! I quit! [he rips off his uniform, revealing nothing under it. A police whistle is blown and a cop comes over. He writes him a ticket and places it on his crotch] |
:'''Squidward''': That’s it! I quit! [he rips off his uniform, revealing nothing under it. A police whistle is blown and a cop comes over. He writes him a ticket and places it on his crotch] |
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==''[[wikipedia:Big Pink Loser|Big Pink Loser]]'' [2.3a] (2000)== |
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:''[Patrick showing SpongeBob his award]'' |
:''[Patrick showing SpongeBob his award]'' |
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:'''Patrick''': At least I'm safe inside my mind |
:'''Patrick''': At least I'm safe inside my mind |
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==''Bubble Buddy'' [2.3b] (2000)== |
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:'''Squidward''': ''[to SpongeBob]'' How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway?! |
:'''Squidward''': ''[to SpongeBob]'' How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway?! |
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:'''Tom''': No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?! |
:'''Tom''': No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?! |
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==''Dying For Pie'' [2.4a] (2001)== |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': So, are you ready? |
:'''Mr. Krabs''': So, are you ready? |
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:'''Squidward''': Ouch... |
:'''Squidward''': Ouch... |
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==''Imitation Krabs'' [2.4b] (2001)== |
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:'''PLANKTON''': ( ''disguised as Robot Mr. Krabs'' ) Don't listen to him. He's obviously a robot. |
:'''PLANKTON''': ( ''disguised as Robot Mr. Krabs'' ) Don't listen to him. He's obviously a robot. |
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:'''MR. KRABS''': What is today, but Yesterday's Tomorrow. |
:'''MR. KRABS''': What is today, but Yesterday's Tomorrow. |
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==''Wormy'' [2.5a] (2001)== |
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:'''Squidward''': Well, if moron theater is over, why don't we just have a look at this monster? |
:'''Squidward''': Well, if moron theater is over, why don't we just have a look at this monster? |
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:'''Patrick''': WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?! |
:'''Patrick''': WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?! |
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==''[[wikipedia:Patty Hype|Patty Hype]]'' [2.5b] (2001)== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Patrick, are you angry too? |
:'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Patrick, are you angry too? |
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:''[While Mr. Krabs is shouting for SpongeBob, he is too busy rubbing two pickles together]'' |
:''[While Mr. Krabs is shouting for SpongeBob, he is too busy rubbing two pickles together]'' |
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==''[[wikipedia:Grandma's Kisses|Grandma's Kisses]]'' [2.6a] (2001)== |
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:'''Patrick''': Being grown up is boring. I love being a baby. Besides, I don't get jazz. |
:'''Patrick''': Being grown up is boring. I love being a baby. Besides, I don't get jazz. |
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:'''SpongeBob''': ''[sweetly]'' Tell me another story about when I was a baby! |
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[sweetly]'' Tell me another story about when I was a baby! |
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==''[[wikipedia:Squidville|Squidville]]'' [2.6b] (2001)== |
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:''[Squidward answers his telephone]'' |
:''[Squidward answers his telephone]'' |
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:'''Squidward:''' 304 New Life Street. Squidward speaking. |
:'''Squidward:''' 304 New Life Street. Squidward speaking. |
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:'''Squidward''': This city needs to be destroyed! ... Or at least painted a different color. |
:'''Squidward''': This city needs to be destroyed! ... Or at least painted a different color. |
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==''Pre-Hibernation Week'' [2.7a] (2001)== |
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:'''Sandy''': I'm hotter than a hickory smoked sausage! |
:'''Sandy''': I'm hotter than a hickory smoked sausage! |
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==''[[wikipedia:Life of Crime|Life of Crime]]'' [2.7b]== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': We've got to move fast and cover our tracks! |
:'''SpongeBob''': We've got to move fast and cover our tracks! |
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:'''Police''': Yeah, on free balloon day! |
:'''Police''': Yeah, on free balloon day! |
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==''Patchy the Pirate Presents the SpongeBob SquarePants Christmas Special'' [2.8] (2000)== |
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:'''Squidward''': I can't believe anyone would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts. |
:'''Squidward''': I can't believe anyone would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts. |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': [''soprano's voice''] The very first Christmas to me!! |
:'''Mr. Krabs''': [''soprano's voice''] The very first Christmas to me!! |
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==''[[wikipedia:Survival of the Idiots|Survival of the Idiots]]'' [2.9a] (2001)== |
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:'''Patrick''': Hey look, she's on the eating channel |
:'''Patrick''': Hey look, she's on the eating channel |
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:'''Patrick''': Did you win? ''[gets hit by the stick and rolls down hill speaking gibberish]'' Hi Spongebob. |
:'''Patrick''': Did you win? ''[gets hit by the stick and rolls down hill speaking gibberish]'' Hi Spongebob. |
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==''[[wikipedia:Dumped|Dumped]]'' [2.9b] (2001)== |
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:'''SPONGEBOB''': ( ''weeps'' ) Oh, Gary, why did you have to go? Why, Gary? ( ''beats the wall with his fist in his anguish'' ) Why, why, why, why, why? |
:'''SPONGEBOB''': ( ''weeps'' ) Oh, Gary, why did you have to go? Why, Gary? ( ''beats the wall with his fist in his anguish'' ) Why, why, why, why, why? |
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:( ''Gary pulls a cookie out of Patrick's pocket and eats it'' ) |
:( ''Gary pulls a cookie out of Patrick's pocket and eats it'' ) |
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==''[[wikipedia:No Free Rides|No Free Rides]]'' [2.10a] (2001)== |
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:'''Narrator''': Here we are again at the Bikini Bottom Boating School. Today is once again the day of SpongeBob's boating school exam. But more importantly, this is the last test for the year, and if SpongeBob does not pass this one, it means another whole year of BOATING SCHOOL! ''[SpongeBob hits the Narrator, who groans in pain]'' |
:'''Narrator''': Here we are again at the Bikini Bottom Boating School. Today is once again the day of SpongeBob's boating school exam. But more importantly, this is the last test for the year, and if SpongeBob does not pass this one, it means another whole year of BOATING SCHOOL! ''[SpongeBob hits the Narrator, who groans in pain]'' |
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:'''Spongebob''': [disguided as radio] And now back to K.R.U.D. with all of your personal ''["You won't get away with stealing my car!"]'' hits! ''[climbs out of radio hole, Mrs. Puff screams]'' |
:'''Spongebob''': [disguided as radio] And now back to K.R.U.D. with all of your personal ''["You won't get away with stealing my car!"]'' hits! ''[climbs out of radio hole, Mrs. Puff screams]'' |
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==''I'm Your Biggest Fanatic'' [2.10b] (2001)== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': But I was your biggest fan! |
:'''SpongeBob''': But I was your biggest fan! |
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:'''Kevin''': Will you cut that out?! |
:'''Kevin''': Will you cut that out?! |
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==''Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III'' [2.11a] (2000)== |
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:''[Man-Ray sits on the floor with a hand over his face, pretending to cry]'' |
:''[Man-Ray sits on the floor with a hand over his face, pretending to cry]'' |
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:'''Man-Ray''': No need to be alarmed, SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks with little poodles on them! |
:'''Man-Ray''': No need to be alarmed, SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks with little poodles on them! |
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==''Squirrel Jokes'' [2.11b] (2000)== |
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:'''Mother''': Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid! |
:'''Mother''': Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid! |
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:'''Patrick''': ''[to Sandy, voice is slow and exaggerated/drwn-out]'' Hhhheeeellllooooo...... Sssannnnddddyyyyy........ mmeeeee Ppaaaaattricckkk...doooooooo yoooouuuuu un-der...staaaaaaaaaaand? |
:'''Patrick''': ''[to Sandy, voice is slow and exaggerated/drwn-out]'' Hhhheeeellllooooo...... Sssannnnddddyyyyy........ mmeeeee Ppaaaaattricckkk...doooooooo yoooouuuuu un-der...staaaaaaaaaaand? |
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==''Pressure'' [2.12a] (2001)== |
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:'''Sandy''': I'm a squirrel. See? ''[points to the acorn logo on her suit]'' |
:'''Sandy''': I'm a squirrel. See? ''[points to the acorn logo on her suit]'' |
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:'''Seagulls''': Hooray... ''[their bodies are completely naked because of Sandy's karate]'' |
:'''Seagulls''': Hooray... ''[their bodies are completely naked because of Sandy's karate]'' |
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==''[[wikipedia:The Smoking Peanut|The Smoking Peanut]]'' [2.12b] (2001)== |
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:'''Patrick''': If I saw that guy, I'd have a few choice words for him. Like "you" and "are" and "a jerk"! |
:'''Patrick''': If I saw that guy, I'd have a few choice words for him. Like "you" and "are" and "a jerk"! |
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:'''P.A. Announcer''': Attention all Zoo patrons, Clamu the Sea Oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles. |
:'''P.A. Announcer''': Attention all Zoo patrons, Clamu the Sea Oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles. |
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==''[[wikipedia:Shanghaied (SpongeBob SquarePants)|Shanghaied]]'' [2.13a] (2001)== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': ''[panicked]'' Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! SQUIIIDWAAARD! ''[Squidward pops head out of window]'' Squidward, the sky had a baby. ''[points to anchor in house]'' |
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[panicked]'' Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! SQUIIIDWAAARD! ''[Squidward pops head out of window]'' Squidward, the sky had a baby. ''[points to anchor in house]'' |
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* '''Flying Dutchman''': "Whosoever disturbs the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, will become members of his ghostly crew forever and uh,... ever!"<br/>'''Squidward''': "Will we be getting business cards?"<br/>''(The Flying Dutchman burns Squidward with flames from his nostril, causing Squidward to scream.)'' |
* '''Flying Dutchman''': "Whosoever disturbs the Flying Dutchman's ship, uninvited or otherwise, will become members of his ghostly crew forever and uh,... ever!"<br/>'''Squidward''': "Will we be getting business cards?"<br/>''(The Flying Dutchman burns Squidward with flames from his nostril, causing Squidward to scream.)'' |
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==''[[wikipedia:Gary Takes a Bath|Gary Takes a Bath]]'' [2.13b] (2003)== |
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:''[SpongeBob, in his attempt to get Gary to bathe, has fallen into a giant mud puddle]'' |
:''[SpongeBob, in his attempt to get Gary to bathe, has fallen into a giant mud puddle]'' |
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:'''Spongebob''': Oh, no! I bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin! |
:'''Spongebob''': Oh, no! I bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin! |
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==''[[wikipedia:Welcome to The Chum Bucket|Welcome to The Chum Bucket]]'' [2.14a] (2002)== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': The sign says "kitchen," but my heart says "jail." |
:'''SpongeBob''': The sign says "kitchen," but my heart says "jail." |
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:'''Plankton''': SpongeBob, come in here! Or should I say RobotBob....Sponge...ChefPants... I put the brain in the robot, you know. |
:'''Plankton''': SpongeBob, come in here! Or should I say RobotBob....Sponge...ChefPants... I put the brain in the robot, you know. |
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==''Frankendoodle'' [2.15b] (2002)== |
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:'''Patrick''': ''[dazed after a giant wrench falls on his head]'' Where's the leak, ma'am? |
:'''Patrick''': ''[dazed after a giant wrench falls on his head]'' Where's the leak, ma'am? |
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:'''Patrick''': ''[woozily]'' You're welcome. |
:'''Patrick''': ''[woozily]'' You're welcome. |
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==''[[wikipedia:The Secret Box|The Secret Box]]'' [2.16a] (2001)== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': What could be in that box that Patrick doesn't want me to see? Maybe it's the world's only [[wikipedia:Albinism|albino jellyfish]]... or maybe Patrick's a master jewel thief and it's full of diamonds. ''[nervously]'' Or maybe Patrick's a deranged maniac who keeps his victim's severed heads in a box! Or even worse...maybe it's an embarrassing picture of me at the Christmas party! ''[screams]'' |
:'''SpongeBob''': What could be in that box that Patrick doesn't want me to see? Maybe it's the world's only [[wikipedia:Albinism|albino jellyfish]]... or maybe Patrick's a master jewel thief and it's full of diamonds. ''[nervously]'' Or maybe Patrick's a deranged maniac who keeps his victim's severed heads in a box! Or even worse...maybe it's an embarrassing picture of me at the Christmas party! ''[screams]'' |
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==''[[wikipedia:Band Geeks|Band Geeks]]'' [2.15b] (2001)== |
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:''[Squidward plays the clarinet poorly. There is a knock at door and he answers]'' |
:''[Squidward plays the clarinet poorly. There is a knock at door and he answers]'' |
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:'''Squidward''': Oh, I, uh, uh, uh... |
:'''Squidward''': Oh, I, uh, uh, uh... |
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:'''Squilliam''': I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now! |
:'''Squilliam''': I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now! |
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:'''Squidward''': ''[angry at the comment]]'' HOLD IT! ''[Squilliam perks up as he was about to hang up]'' It just so happens that I ''don't'' sell fast food! I ''do'' have a band, and we're going to play at that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, fancy boy? |
:'''Squidward''': ''[[angry at the comment]]'' HOLD IT! ''[Squilliam perks up as he was about to hang up]'' It just so happens that I ''don't'' sell fast food! I ''do'' have a band, and we're going to play at that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, fancy boy? |
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:'''Squilliam''': Good luck next Tuesday! I hope the audience brings lots of IBUPROFIN! ''[hangs up]'' |
:'''Squilliam''': Good luck next Tuesday! I hope the audience brings lots of IBUPROFIN! ''[hangs up]'' |
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:'''Squidward''': I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that...''[sees Squilliam]]'' SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! What are you doing here?! |
:'''Squidward''': I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that...''[[sees Squilliam]]'' SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! What are you doing here?! |
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:'''Squilliam''': ''[laughs]'' I just wanted to watch you blow it! So, where's your band? |
:'''Squilliam''': ''[laughs]'' I just wanted to watch you blow it! So, where's your band? |
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:'''Squidward''': They couldn't come, they...died. |
:'''Squidward''': They couldn't come, they...died. |
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:'''Larry the Lobster''': "Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp." |
:'''Larry the Lobster''': "Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp." |
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==''Graveyard Shift [2.16a] (2002)== |
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* "I can't stay out here all night, I got a life." |
* "I can't stay out here all night, I got a life." |
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:'''All''': ''[playfully]'' NOSFERATU! |
:'''All''': ''[playfully]'' NOSFERATU! |
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==''[[wikipedia:Krusty Love|Krusty Love]]'' [2.16b] (2002)== |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': That's a penny short! ''[cries]'' |
:'''Mr. Krabs''': That's a penny short! ''[cries]'' |
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:'''Mr. Krabs''':(''angry'') Not ''that'' fine! (''happy'') SpongeBob! (''angry'') SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! |
:'''Mr. Krabs''':(''angry'') Not ''that'' fine! (''happy'') SpongeBob! (''angry'') SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! |
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==''Procrastination'' [2.17a] (2001)== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': I could not ask for a more beautiful day to write an essay. ''[looks outside and sees a tree and mountains]'' |
:'''SpongeBob''': I could not ask for a more beautiful day to write an essay. ''[looks outside and sees a tree and mountains]'' |
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:'''Fire''': Only seven hundred ninety nine more words to go! |
:'''Fire''': Only seven hundred ninety nine more words to go! |
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==''[[wikipedia:I'm with Stupid (SpongeBob SquarePants)|I'm with Stupid]]'' [2.17b] (2001)== |
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:'''Patrick''': You know something, SpongeBob, it's all fun and games for you! Nothing really matters! ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do! ''[angrily]'' Life's just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews, and nobody has anything to dust, or to clean, or to wipe-- ''[getting increasingly worked up]'' --OR FABRICATE! |
:'''Patrick''': You know something, SpongeBob, it's all fun and games for you! Nothing really matters! ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do! ''[angrily]'' Life's just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews, and nobody has anything to dust, or to clean, or to wipe-- ''[getting increasingly worked up]'' --OR FABRICATE! |
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:'''Patrick''': And I got this message from my parents. ''[hands spongebob another piece of paper]'' |
:'''Patrick''': And I got this message from my parents. ''[hands spongebob another piece of paper]'' |
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==''[[wikipedia:Sailor Mouth|Sailor Mouth]]'' [2.18a] (2001)== |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Hello customers. Nice ''[Dolphin Chirps]'' day we're having, huh? |
:'''SpongeBob''': Hello customers. Nice ''[Dolphin Chirps]'' day we're having, huh? |
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:''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs burst out laughing]'' |
:''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs burst out laughing]'' |
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==''[[wikipedia:Artist Unknown|Artist Unknown]]'' [2.18b] (2001)== |
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:'''Squidward''': Let's start from square one. Or should I say, ''circle'' one. ''[draws a wobbly-looking circle]'' Am I going too fast for you, SpongeBob? |
:'''Squidward''': Let's start from square one. Or should I say, ''circle'' one. ''[draws a wobbly-looking circle]'' Am I going too fast for you, SpongeBob? |
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:'''SpongeBob''': How's this, Squidward? ''[he has drawn a perfect circle]'' |
:'''SpongeBob''': How's this, Squidward? ''[he has drawn a perfect circle]'' |
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:'''Squidward''': Let's go dark. |
:'''Squidward''': Let's go dark. |
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==''[[wikipedia:The Fry Cook Games|The Fry Cook Games]]'' [2.19b] (2001)== |
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:'''Patrick''': D'oh, c'mon, you're just flipping patties. |
:'''Patrick''': D'oh, c'mon, you're just flipping patties. |
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:'''Plankton''': ''[after Patrick and SpongeBob make up]'' Hey! Get back here and kill each other! |
:'''Plankton''': ''[after Patrick and SpongeBob make up]'' Hey! Get back here and kill each other! |
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==''Squid on Strike'' [2.20a] (2001)== |
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:'''Squidward''': Nobody cares about the fate of laborers as long as they can get their instant gratification. |
:'''Squidward''': Nobody cares about the fate of laborers as long as they can get their instant gratification. |
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:'''SpongeBob''': Krusty Krab is unfair. Mr. Krabs is in there, standing at the consession, plotting his opression. |
:'''SpongeBob''': Krusty Krab is unfair. Mr. Krabs is in there, standing at the consession, plotting his opression. |
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==''Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm'' [2.20b] (2001)== |
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:'''Sandy''': Who's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom? ''[pulls a live-action boat down underwater by its anchor]'' |
:'''Sandy''': Who's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom? ''[pulls a live-action boat down underwater by its anchor]'' |