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'''Torg''': I've learned that I need to appreciate you more. I've been taking your friendship for granted when I should have listened with my heart.

'''Riff''': And I learned it's OK to eat people if they're the bad guys. }}

{{quote|'''Torg''': "Devaluing everything material is a road to ruin. That was a lesson Clutter Monster learned too late and at too high a price."}}

{{quote|''Luckily the volcano was actually a magic portal that returned me to the real world. It was my salvation, not my destruction. I learned an important lesson that day. Lava heals all wounds. When life gets me down, I look to jump in some lava. Barring that, I remember that freedom is not found on the horizon. True freedom is found by looking within. Within mountains filled with lava.''}}

* From ''[[The Wotch]]'' ( http://www.thewotch.com/?epDate=2007-04-23 ) "Now Jennie, what did we learn again?" "That it's never okay to drop bowling balls on people's heads unless they are evil wizards hurting your friends."

* From ''[[Stickman and Cube]]'': "Don't think too much or you'll disappear into nothingness. Especially if you're a cube."

** Also one presented in [[The Rant]] for [http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=224 this strip]:

{{quote|Tom Siddell: Kids! Guys in forests are always willing to help!}}

* ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'': Read or the owl will eat you.

** [https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/2014-11-14 Well now!] Is it possible that Susan has learned a valuable lesson about accepting herself? It's possible she didn't, and also remembers in which magical body alteration Nanase expressed interest on the previous page.