Springtime for Hitler/Quotes

How did this happen? How did this all work out so well?

—Saga of Tanya the Evil (Episode 5 of the English Dub)

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

—Br-ain teaser

"You fail at failing. No, that's not a double negative."

—Fauxtivational Poster

Wedge: Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want.

Tycho: We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to.

—Rebel Dream

"Things I have learned: Never put anything ugly or stupid into your game. Everyone will want one."

—Nemo, Puzzle Pirates artist

"I'm so unlucky that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."

—Rodney Dangerfield

"I can't lose! Even when I want to lose, I can't!"

—Denny Crane, Boston Legal