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{{quote|''"Maybe it's just me, but I'm not crazy about super hero stories where [[Dark Age|everything's all dark and moody]]. Personally, I like the ones where [[Silver Age|good guys fight giant apes on the moon and stuff]]. Remember those? I do. That was back when comic book worlds were places you wanted to escape ''to''... not ''[[Crapsack World|from]]''."''}}
Doreen Green is the mutant known as '''Squirrel Girl''' -- or, depending on who you ask, either ''The Anti-Life'' or ''The Slayer Of All That Breathes''. She is also, believe it or not, ''[[Marvel Comics]]' most powerful hero''.
Doreen's (official) powers are enhanced strength, speed, agility, and reflexes, as well as the ability to leap several stories. She possesses small razor sharp claws in place of fingernails, and she's able to use small retractable knuckle spikes. She can communicate with squirrels, which she uses to attack and/or distract her enemies (as well as [[Breaking the Fourth Wall]]). She also has a semi-prehensile tail (which she can use to cuddle herself with). Oh, and her lips taste like hazelnuts.
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** Unsurprising - you can't pep-talk someone out of a traumatic, partially-drug induced and reinforced psychosis.
** She has now suffered an actual defeat, albeit as a end of comic gag, at the hands of Danielle Cage the infant daughter of Luke Cage and Jessica Jones. The baby temporarily acquired powers like Spider-Man's, and defeated Squirrel Girl by sneaking up behind her and covering her with web until she couldn't move. ''Nobody'' tell [[Doctor Doom]]!
* [[Canada, Eh?]]: Yep, she's from the True North.
* [[Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass]]: Cute. Fuzzy. Talks to squirrels. Lips taste like hazelnuts. Defeated Doctor Doom, The Mandarin, Giganto, MODOK, Thanos, Terrax, Bug-Eyed Voice, Bi-Beast, Deadpool (twice!), Pluto, Fin Fang Foom, Baron Mordo, Korvac, and Ego the Living Planet...
** She recently{{when}} handed Wolverine his ass on a silver platter while sparring.
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