Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 series)/Funny

Funny moments in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 series) include:

"Cowabunga Shredhead" has numerous CMOF after continuous viewing.
- When Shredder arrives at his temporary hideout in the transport modules while Bebop and Rocksteady were cleaning like Shredder says.

Shredder: This place is a pig sty! I thought I told you to clean it up!
Bebop: But we did. But then you came busting in and we--
Shredder: No excuses!

- When a hologram of Michelangelo appears:

Bebop: Its that surfer turtle!
Rocksteady: Let's turn him into turtle mush!
[They run to grab it, then hit their heads on the wall]
Shredder: Cretins! Didn't I just say its a hologram?

- Any scene with Shredder thinking he's Michelangelo.

Shredder: I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.
Leonardo: Its Shredder!
Shredder: Where? Where?

- Bebop and Rocksteady singing "We caught us a toitle!"
- The look on Shredder's face when he turns back to normal.
- Bebop and Rocksteady think Shredder is a "toitle in disguise".

Shredder: (seeing his synthesizer destroyed) What happened to my beautiful synthesizer?!
[Bebop and Rocksteady jump on him]
Bebop: Great disguise.
Rocksteady: Yeah, but not good enough to fool us!
Shredder: Ahh, you idiots! What are you doing?

Shredder whining at the end of "Shredded and Splintered"

Shredder: But I don't want to conquer this place! I want to conquer Earth!!

- Vernon upon seeing the giant Krang in his robot body in the same episode:

Vernon: Ugh, his brain is in his stomach...

When the street sweeper come towards them in "The Incredible Shrinking Turtles".

Leonardo: Head for the high ground!
Donatello: (trying to reach up) Uh, I got news for ya: the high ground is too high.
(the Turtles are being washed away)
Leonardo: Remember, we're turtles! We're at home under the water!

Raphael: Just keep telling me that!

The scene in "Curse of the Evil Eye" where Blodgett tries to turn his gold watch into piles of gold with Shredder's helmet containing the Eye of Zarnov.

Blodgett: Oh, it didn't work. I wonder why not?
Baxter Stockman: Because you're an idiot, that's why!

This little gem from "Turtles at the Earth's Core" when Shredder berates Bebop and Rocksteady for sending a Diplodocus to the surface instead of a carnivorous dinosaur:

Rocksteady: Gee boss, it ain't easy gettin' dinosaurs to obey.
Bebop: Yeah... (snorts) They're all muscle and no brains.

Shredder: (to the camera) I won't say it, it's too easy.

In the episode Leonardo, the Renaissance Turtle, April O'Neil and Leo are arrested by LEX-1 (a robotic police officer) for accidentally jaywalking, This exchange takes place:

LEX-1: When will you humans realize that crime does not pay?
Leonardo: Warning shots for jaywalking?! You must have a loose fuse!

April O'Neil: For sure! This city has ENOUGH potholes in it already!

LEX-1: The prisoners will be put on bread and water for making wisecracks! Do you have any last words ?

April O'Neil: I can think of a few, (Aside Glance) but, they're not appropriate for television!

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