The Acts of Caine/Funny
- Examples of incredibly pitch black humor abound, most of them from the mouth (or thoughts) of the protagonist himself. This troper's favorite?
- Heroes Die: "He had a head start."
- Blade of Tyshalle: Since he hasn't eaten for something like fifteen years, I have misjudged him ever since we first met. He's not full of shit after all.
- Caine Black Knife: YOU WERE WARNED. THIS PLACE IS MINE. I SAID I WOULD FEED YOU YOUR FUTURE. BUT I AM A MERCIFUL GOD. I WON'T MAKE YOU EAT IT RAW.