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In a [[Dystopia|dystopic]] world where human beings are photocopied instead of born, and people are slaves to corporations, anyone with enough cash can buy a pet baby that looks like anyone they like, from John Lennon to Jesus. A young couple buy themselves a baby jesus from a litter for the apparently common practice of using it for anal sex - so common, in fact, that the owner of the baby jesus warns them against exactly that. They don't listen, though, and that's where things [[It Got Worse|start to get weird...]]
In a [[Dystopia|dystopic]] world where human beings are photocopied instead of born, and people are slaves to corporations, anyone with enough cash can buy a pet baby that looks like anyone they like, from John Lennon to Jesus. A young couple buy themselves a baby jesus from a litter for the apparently common practice of using it for anal sex - so common, in fact, that the owner of the baby jesus warns them against exactly that. They don't listen, though, and that's where things [[It Got Worse|start to get weird...]]


''The Baby Jesus Butt Plug'' was written by Carlton Melick III and can be found in ''[[The Bizarro Starter Kit]]''.
''The Baby Jesus Butt Plug'' is a short story written by Carlton Melick III and can be found in the anthology ''[[The Bizarro Starter Kit]]''.

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=== This story contains examples of: ===
* [[Bizarro Fiction]]: What was your first guess?
* [[Bizarro Fiction]]: What was your first guess?
* [[Body Horror]]: Oh lord yes...
* [[Body Horror]]: Oh lord yes...
* [[Cloning Blues]]: There are {{spoiler|apparently}} no children, only adults and babies bred as designer pets.
* [[Cloning Blues]]: There are {{spoiler|apparently}} no children, only adults and babies bred as designer pets.
* [[Defictionalization]]: http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php. See also [http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php here].
* [[Defictionalization]]: https://web.archive.org/web/20130915004130/http://divine-interventions.com/baby.php. See also [http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php here].
* [[It Got Worse]]: Trust the breeder. She knows what she's talking about.
* [[It Got Worse]]: Trust the breeder. She knows what she's talking about.
* [[Nightmare Fuel Stationattendant]]: Most of the characters see nothing wrong with breeding babies as pets or using them as sex toys.
* [[Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant]]: Most of the characters see nothing wrong with breeding babies as pets or using them as sex toys.
* [[Oh Crap]]: Several moments, particularly at the very end.
* [[Oh Crap]]: Several moments, particularly at the very end.
* [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old]]: {{spoiler|The CEO at the corporation where the main character works, who appears to be seven years old and wants him to play dollies with her, claims to be hundreds of years old.}}
* [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old]]: {{spoiler|The CEO at the corporation where the main character works, who appears to be seven years old and wants him to play dollies with her, claims to be hundreds of years old.}}
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Latest revision as of 05:44, 21 September 2018

WARNING: DO NOT MOLEST THE BABY JESUS

In a dystopic world where human beings are photocopied instead of born, and people are slaves to corporations, anyone with enough cash can buy a pet baby that looks like anyone they like, from John Lennon to Jesus. A young couple buy themselves a baby jesus from a litter for the apparently common practice of using it for anal sex - so common, in fact, that the owner of the baby jesus warns them against exactly that. They don't listen, though, and that's where things start to get weird...

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug is a short story written by Carlton Melick III and can be found in the anthology The Bizarro Starter Kit.


Tropes used in The Baby Jesus Butt Plug include: