The Big Guy/Quotes

"I know, I know! You're thinking, 'A big strong guy like him would be great to have along!' Right?"

—Bowser, about to join Mario and his friends in Super Mario RPG

"Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!"

—Nork Deddog, Ogryn Bodyguard, relating one of his personal experiences in Warhammer 40 K

You guys got it easy. All people want me to do is break stuff. I've got a sensitive side too, you know...but breaking stuff is kinda fun.

(Much later) Who needs sensitive? Breaking stuff IS fun!

—Bulkhead, Transformers Animated

Simon: "What do you pay [Jayne] for?"

Mal: '"'Excuse me?"

Simon: "What is his role on your ship?"

Mal: "Oh." [beat] "Public relations."

—Firefly

Woodchuck: *when the party encounters a dragon* Man, that thing's gonna end up eating us!

Ghim: Well then, we'll just have to eat him.

—Record of Lodoss War OVA, episode 1, English dub

Wow! He must be the strong guy! Every super-group has a strong guy!

—A journalist, inadvertently naming X-Factor's Strong Guy.

Loki: I have an army.

Tony: We have a Hulk.

—The Avengers

A mighty man was Eldred / A bulk for casks to fill

His face a dreaming furnace / His body a walking hill

—The Ballad of the White Horse

I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this...is my weapon.

—The Heavy, Team Fortress 2