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Why so serious?<br />Oh, that's right, it's because I<br />Blew up your girlfriend. |
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Why so serious? |
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{{quote| [[Tropers/Some Sort Of Troper|Some Sort Of Troper]]}} |
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Oh, that's right, it's because I |
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Blew up your girlfriend. |
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|Some Sort Of Troper}} |
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Damn you, evil clown.<br />Now I guess I'll go and kill<br />Everyone but you. |
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Damn you, evil clown. |
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Now I guess I'll go and kill |
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Everyone but you. |
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These films are about<br />A man in a damn bat suit<br />And yet they kick ass! |
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These films are about |
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{{quote| [[Tropers/Elan|Elan]]}} |
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A man in a damn bat suit |
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And yet they kick ass! |
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|Elan}} |
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Old franchise's death<br />Catalyzed bat-series and<br />Made it save itself. |
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Old franchise's death |
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{{quote| [[Tropers/Planet-man|Planet-man]]}} |
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Catalyzed bat-series and |
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Made it save itself. |
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|Planet-man}} |
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Lots of lip-licking<br />And dragging out your "o"s can<br />Win you an Oscar. |
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Lots of lip-licking |
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{{quote| [[Tropers/Planet-man|Planet-man]]}} |
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And dragging out your "o"s can |
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Win you an Oscar. |
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|Planet-man}} |
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Rollercoaster ride<br />of suspense and huge plot twists<br />Franchise is revived. |
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Rollercoaster ride |
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of suspense and huge plot twists |
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Franchise is revived. |
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A movie about |
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{{quote| [[Tropers/DJ Marred|DJ Marred]]}} |
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The goddamn Batman! |
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|DJ Marred}} |
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This movie is great<br />But all I can think is<br />The sequel will flop. |
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This movie is great |
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But all I can think is |
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The sequel will flop. |
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Chill kills his parents<br />Bruce masters anger and fear<br />A legend is born |
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Chill kills his parents |
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Bruce masters anger and fear |
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A legend is born |
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The Joker Strikes Hard<br />Chaos fights against order<br />The Dark Knight triumphs |
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The Joker Strikes Hard |
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Chaos fights against order |
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The Dark Knight triumphs |
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War comes to Gotham<br />Brutal Bane destroys all hope<br />The legend ends here.<br />{{quote| [[Tropers/Agentjohnbishop|Agent John Bishop]]}} |
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War comes to Gotham |
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Brutal Bane destroys all hope |
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The legend ends here. |
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