Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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Onboard computer: This is your onboard computer system. We are about to crash. What do you want to do?
Stick person: Uh... umm... I can't decide.
Onboard computer: Do you want to crash?
Stick person: Well, not really.
Onboard computer: Then maybe you should steer.
Stick person: But I'm bad at that!
Onboard computer: Do you want to crash?
Stick person: Well, not really, it's just that...
(The stick person's car crashes.)
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