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* ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]'' |
* ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]'' |
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** Elan is a definitive version...though it was toned down a bit after [[Took a Level In Badass]]. |
** Elan is a definitive version...though it was toned down a bit after [[Took a Level In Badass]]. |
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*** As of [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1030.html strip 1030], he's noticing it: |
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{{quote|'''Belkar:''' We don't have to go fight Durkon, and you're a moron. |
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'''Elan:''' Explain. |
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'''Belkar:''' You're not very smart, and you make poor decisions. |
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'''Elan:''' I meant the first part.}} |
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** Crystal, the [[Goth]] assassin. Uncommon in so far that she has neither the good attitude nor the good looks most ditzes have. If she wasn't [[The Rival]] of Haley Starshine (which lets her gain a level every time Haley gets one, for the ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]'' rules), she'd probably still be at 0th level. Crystal's little pickle stunt moves her closer to [[Too Dumb to Live]]. The Ditz may be stupid, but there's stupid and there's unbelievably retarded. |
** Crystal, the [[Goth]] assassin. Uncommon in so far that she has neither the good attitude nor the good looks most ditzes have. If she wasn't [[The Rival]] of Haley Starshine (which lets her gain a level every time Haley gets one, for the ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]'' rules), she'd probably still be at 0th level. Crystal's little pickle stunt moves her closer to [[Too Dumb to Live]]. The Ditz may be stupid, but there's stupid and there's unbelievably retarded. |
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** The Monster in the Darkness could also qualify. |
** The Monster in the Darkness could also qualify. |
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* Dustin from ''[[Spacetrawler]]''. He's so consistently stupid that the other characters just start doing the opposite of whatever he advises. |
* Dustin from ''[[Spacetrawler]]''. He's so consistently stupid that the other characters just start doing the opposite of whatever he advises. |
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{{quote|'''[http://spacetrawler.com/2012/02/19/spacetrawler-207/ Pierrot]:''' Dusty thinks it's a bad idea, it must be sensible.}} |
{{quote|'''[http://spacetrawler.com/2012/02/19/spacetrawler-207/ Pierrot]:''' Dusty thinks it's a bad idea, it must be sensible.}} |
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== Web Original == |
== Web Original == |