The Emperor's New School/Funny
- "Officer Kronk":
Kronk: If you keep having me dungeoning people you're gonna end up Emperor of Nothing. Just like that guy... in the story... who, uh, ended up Emperor... of Nothing. |
- "Evil and Eviller":
Mr. Moleguaco: (strapped to a lunette) Being bad isn't... good. |
- "Kuzclone"
- Kuzco's paper on his best friend, Brad Bowllama:
"Brad Bowllama, my super-cool and very funny best friend by Kuzco |
- "Attack Sub"
Mr. Moleguaco: This morning we're going to discuss relative pronouns, such as "what" and "that". |
- One of Kuzco and Kronk's plan to get out of class involves a radiation meltdown.
Kuzco: There's been a dangerous radiation leak! |
- In "Girls Behaving Oddly," Kuzco pointing out all the signs that Malina isn't taking it easy (i.e. bulging eyes, flared nostrils, and scary teeth) and that she looks like Pacha when he's angry, complete with a picture of an angry Pacha with red eyes.