The Hurt Locker/Funny

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  • James nearly gets shot by hyped-up sentries when he returns to Camp Victory in civilian clothing in the middle of the night.

Sentry: What the fuck were you doing?!!
James: I was visiting a whorehouse.
Sentry: If I let you in, will you tell me exactly where it is?

  • Sanborn chiding a military contractor for throwing a tool at an Iraqi:

Sanborn: You know you can shoot people here? You don't have to throw wrenches.

Eldridge (to Sanborn): Uh sir, I think that's a negative.