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* James nearly gets shot by hyped-up sentries when he returns to Camp Victory in civilian clothing in the middle of the night.
* James nearly gets shot by hyped-up sentries when he returns to Camp Victory in civilian clothing in the middle of the night.
{{quote| '''Sentry:''' What the fuck were you doing?!!<br />
{{quote|'''Sentry:''' What the fuck were you doing?!!
'''James:''' I was visiting a whorehouse.<br />
'''James:''' I was visiting a whorehouse.
'''Sentry:''' If I let you in, will you tell me exactly where it is? }}
'''Sentry:''' If I let you in, will you tell me exactly where it is? }}
* Sanborn chiding a military contractor for throwing a tool at an Iraqi:
* Sanborn chiding a military contractor for throwing a tool at an Iraqi:
{{quote| '''Sanborn:''' You know you can shoot people here? You don't have to throw wrenches.}}
{{quote|'''Sanborn:''' You know you can shoot people here? You don't have to throw wrenches.}}
* James [[Flipping the Bird|giving the finger]] to Eldridge when he's told to put his headset back on.
* James [[Flipping the Bird|giving the finger]] to Eldridge when he's told to put his headset back on.
{{quote| '''Eldridge''' (to Sanborn): Uh sir, I think that's a negative.
{{quote|'''Eldridge''' (to Sanborn): Uh sir, I think that's a negative.
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Latest revision as of 17:30, 7 August 2014


  • James nearly gets shot by hyped-up sentries when he returns to Camp Victory in civilian clothing in the middle of the night.

Sentry: What the fuck were you doing?!!
James: I was visiting a whorehouse.
Sentry: If I let you in, will you tell me exactly where it is?

  • Sanborn chiding a military contractor for throwing a tool at an Iraqi:

Sanborn: You know you can shoot people here? You don't have to throw wrenches.

Eldridge (to Sanborn): Uh sir, I think that's a negative.