The Illuminati/Quotes

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How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.

Please don't try to blame the Illuminati for your personal problems. It insults us both. :).

"What do Hello Kitty, Richard Nixon, and the Illuminati have in common?"
"Trust me, you don't want to know."

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