The Prince of Egypt/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "That's why Papa says she'll never get married."
  • Moses dropping the bag full of water onto the priests, who promptly blame Ramses. Who then dumps the entire bowl of water on them with a look that just screams, 'Why the hell not?'

Priest #1: Aaagh, my new dress!
Priest #2: I am so upset!!

Seti: Why do the gods torment me with such reckless, destructive, blasphemous sons!?