The Rapture Logs/Funny

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Even with all the horror, the Rapture Logs are still widely popular for their stream-of-consciousness comedy.

  • Cockroach Jesus.
  • "Fuck this shit, I’m going back to my room so I can look up some porn."
  • "Ben, you know where we are? ..”Hell.” Gee, thanks for that."
  • "MOTHERFUCKER ZOMBIE IN MY ROOM HE WAS LISTENING TO MY CDS WHAT THE FUCK"
  • Jordan's many sexual thoughts.
  • The LSBA: Lucky-to-be-alive Servile Bitches Association.
  • "I sure as hell hope this isn’t, like… the Carbra’s penis or something."
  • "IT’S MY BODY, DOGSCAPE. AND IF YOU’RE TOUCHING ME IN A WAY OR PLACE THAT MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT’S NO GOOD."
  • "Dear sweet fhqwghads, The Cheat is to the limit."
  • "I think I heard something about dildoes."
  • The July 25th entry mentions a fat Camper. For some reason, this cracked more people up than it should have.
  • The Christmas special resulted in nothing but sheer cackles the world over.
  • August 13th, Archie is caught dancing like John Travolta. An eldritch abomination just chilling in a disco.
  • The Neonate has been providing endless laughter.
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