The Spiffing Brit/Quotes

Don't mind me, ladies and gentlemen. Just a Murder Bear with a panzer tank. This is perfectly normal.

—Breaking Skyrim With Cursed Mods, April 27, 2021

We're not here to play this game logically. Oh no no no no.

—PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge?, May 6, 2021

I love the smell of war crimes in the morning.

—CANNONS ARE OVERPOWERED!!! - Total War: Shogun 2 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits, June 4, 2021

But dear god! Surviving the apocalypse -- it's actually bloody difficult!

—Can You Survive The Apocalypse?, November 20, 2021

But fear not, ladies and gentlemen, I'm British, which means I have absolutely no moral complex...

—HOW TO BREAK PLANTS Vs ZOMBIES - PvZ Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits!, December 30, 2021

You see, that's the Spiffing Brit guarantee: we can exploit anything and everything.

—How To Win The Lottery (By Cheating), February 4, 2022

I drink tea and consume universes.

—Is Magic Overpowered?, March 1, 2022

That's one of the downsides of having an open world game, because you can just use the open world to avoid the game.

—Elden Ring Is A Perfectly Balanced Game - Magic Is Very Broken, March 13, 2022

This is going to be incredibly difficult for a normal human being. But remember, ladies and gentlemen, I'm British, so I'm not at all a normal human being!

—Impossible Game VS Pro Exploiter, March 23, 2022

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