The Unintelligible/Quotes

It's unintelligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss (?)

With all these marbles in my mouth

—"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Smells Like Nirvana"

Meep meep meep! MEEEEEP!

—Beaker, The Muppet Show

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

—Woodstock, Peanuts

Mickey: (pretending he's dying) Tell Donald... Tell Donald....
Mortimer: (urgently) YES, YES?

Mickey: I never understood a word he... said.

—House of Mouse, "Mickey's April Fools"

He could be so frustrated right now and all I'd know is that he used to be Charlie Brown's English teacher.

—General Ironicus

How about some SUBTITLES you JERKS?! It's bad enough we have to listen to these guys, but we can't even understand what they're saying!

—The Nostalgia Critic regarding the Wookies talking in The Star Wars Holiday Special

Hey, it's Garbly! Everyone loves him because they can't understand him!

—Leela, telling a story to kids.