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** If ''he doesn't'', avoid [[Brainwashing]] him; even if it works, such a method is never foolproof nor long-lasting, and will likely make for a much more dangerous enemy later. |
** If ''he doesn't'', avoid [[Brainwashing]] him; even if it works, such a method is never foolproof nor long-lasting, and will likely make for a much more dangerous enemy later. |
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* If a [[Virgin Sacrifice]] is required for a task, the intended victim's ''actual'' purity is directly proportionate to the intelligence (or lack thereof) of the ones making the offer, and ''inversely'' proportionate to the consequences for offering a non-virgin. Therefore, such a proceedure must be undertaken with at least one skilled physician present to confirm the victim's purity, and should the intended victim insist she doesn't qualify, such a claim ''cannot'' be ignored or overlooked. On a related note, I will ''never'' select the hero's girlfriend for such a ritual, it is too much of a risk for more than one reason. |
* If a [[Virgin Sacrifice]] is required for a task, the intended victim's ''actual'' purity is directly proportionate to the intelligence (or lack thereof) of the ones making the offer, and ''inversely'' proportionate to the consequences for offering a non-virgin. Therefore, such a proceedure must be undertaken with at least one skilled physician present to confirm the victim's purity, and should the intended victim insist she doesn't qualify, such a claim ''cannot'' be ignored or overlooked. On a related note, I will ''never'' select the hero's girlfriend for such a ritual, it is too much of a risk for more than one reason. |
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* I will ''never'' [[The Princess Bride (film)| get involved in a land war in Asia]]; going in against a Sicilian though (even when death is on the line), is doable. |
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== Other Characters == |
== Other Characters == |
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