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* [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] - Every scene between Damon and {{spoiler|a newly-turned Logan}} in 1x10.
* [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] - Every scene between Damon and {{spoiler|a newly-turned Logan}} in 1x10.
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Logan}}''': I'm conflicted!<br />
{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Logan}}''': I'm conflicted!
'''Damon''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Welcome to the club]]. }}
'''Damon''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Welcome to the club]]. }}
** Can we extend this to every scene involving Damon and someone he either wants to gloat to or has a problem with that can't be solved immediately?
** Can we extend this to every scene involving Damon and someone he either wants to gloat to or has a problem with that can't be solved immediately?
** As well as all moments between Damon and Alaric, such as when {{spoiler|Isobel returns to town.}}
** As well as all moments between Damon and Alaric, such as when {{spoiler|Isobel returns to town.}}
{{quote| '''Damon''': Did words completely escape you?<br />
{{quote|'''Damon''': Did words completely escape you?
'''Alaric''': You know, I was a little too distracted by my {{spoiler|dead vampire wife}} to ask any questions. }}
'''Alaric''': You know, I was a little too distracted by my {{spoiler|dead vampire wife}} to ask any questions. }}
** What, no mention of Damon when he's being flirty?
** What, no mention of Damon when he's being flirty?
{{quote|(Stefan and Elena are being adorable and lovey-dovey in his bed<br />
{{quote|(Stefan and Elena are being adorable and lovey-dovey in his bed
'''Damon:''' Rise and shine, sleepy heads.<br />
'''Damon:''' Rise and shine, sleepy heads.
'''Elena:''' Damon, please!<br />
'''Elena:''' Damon, please!
'''Stefan:''' What are you doing?<br />
'''Stefan:''' What are you doing?
'''Damon:''' Oh, stop being so smutty.<br />
'''Damon:''' Oh, stop being so smutty.
'''Stefan (trying to cover up Elena's scantily clad body with the covers):''' Seriously man, get out of here!<br />
'''Stefan (trying to cover up Elena's scantily clad body with the covers):''' Seriously man, get out of here!
'''Damon:''' If I see anything I've never seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.|Scenes like the above are made all the much better by Damon doing his "flirty eyebrow thing."}}
'''Damon:''' If I see anything I've never seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.|Scenes like the above are made all the much better by Damon doing his "flirty eyebrow thing."}}
** So, pretty much any time Ian Somerhalder opens his mouth?
** So, pretty much any time Ian Somerhalder opens his mouth?
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* After Tyler notices several clues about Caroline, he finally confronts her with his suspicion that...she's a werewolf.
* After Tyler notices several clues about Caroline, he finally confronts her with his suspicion that...she's a werewolf.
* In "The Descent" Caroline is kissing with Matt and shortly after that - with Tyler. She doesn't take it well:
* In "The Descent" Caroline is kissing with Matt and shortly after that - with Tyler. She doesn't take it well:
{{quote| '''Caroline:''' "Everyone just needs to stop kissing me!"}}
{{quote|'''Caroline:''' "Everyone just needs to stop kissing me!"}}
* In "Daddy Issues" {{spoiler|John}} keeps repeating to Elena that he wants to protect her. Her angry answer?
* In "Daddy Issues" {{spoiler|John}} keeps repeating to Elena that he wants to protect her. Her angry answer?
{{quote| ''' Elena:''' Got it. Get in line.}}
{{quote|''' Elena:''' Got it. Get in line.}}
* The look on Stefan and Damon's faces when they realize that they have ''accidentally'' created a secret superweapon.
* The look on Stefan and Damon's faces when they realize that they have ''accidentally'' created a secret superweapon.
* Klaus talking about the '60s, which "pretty much sucked" except for the Beatles.
* Klaus talking about the '60s, which "pretty much sucked" except for the Beatles.
* Damon's impersonation of vampires and Elena when giving a summary of what happened at the 50's dance.
* Damon's impersonation of vampires and Elena when giving a summary of what happened at the 50's dance.
{{quote| '''Damon''': "And the vampires were all 'GRRR!' and you were all '[[Girly Scream|AAAH]]'!"}}
{{quote|'''Damon''': "And the vampires were all 'GRRR!' and you were all '[[Girly Scream|AAAH]]'!"}}
* Alaric needs to prove his identity, and brings up Jeremy walking in on him and Jenna while they were having sex causing Jenna to quickly say, "Okay, it's him!"
* Alaric needs to prove his identity, and brings up Jeremy walking in on him and Jenna while they were having sex causing Jenna to quickly say, "Okay, it's him!"
* Katherine dancing.
* Katherine dancing.
* Damon's half hearted attempts at apologies to {{spoiler|Mason Lockwood}} and Alaric in "Ghost World"
* Damon's half hearted attempts at apologies to {{spoiler|Mason Lockwood}} and Alaric in "Ghost World"
* As Damon hides his original-killing stake under the house's firewood:
* As Damon hides his original-killing stake under the house's firewood:
{{quote| '''Alaric:''' Did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish?<br />
{{quote|'''Alaric:''' Did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish?
'''Damon:''' Why, where'd you hide yours? }}
'''Damon:''' Why, where'd you hide yours? }}
* Klaus and Rebekah bicker like the siblings they are, over the best way to torture Damon.
* Klaus and Rebekah bicker like the siblings they are, over the best way to torture Damon.

Revision as of 21:36, 7 August 2014

Logan: I'm conflicted!
Damon: Welcome to the club.

    • Can we extend this to every scene involving Damon and someone he either wants to gloat to or has a problem with that can't be solved immediately?
    • As well as all moments between Damon and Alaric, such as when Isobel returns to town.

Damon: Did words completely escape you?
Alaric: You know, I was a little too distracted by my dead vampire wife to ask any questions.

    • What, no mention of Damon when he's being flirty?

(Stefan and Elena are being adorable and lovey-dovey in his bed
Damon: Rise and shine, sleepy heads.
Elena: Damon, please!
Stefan: What are you doing?
Damon: Oh, stop being so smutty.
Stefan (trying to cover up Elena's scantily clad body with the covers): Seriously man, get out of here!

Damon: If I see anything I've never seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
—Scenes like the above are made all the much better by Damon doing his "flirty eyebrow thing."
  • After Tyler notices several clues about Caroline, he finally confronts her with his suspicion that...she's a werewolf.
  • In "The Descent" Caroline is kissing with Matt and shortly after that - with Tyler. She doesn't take it well:

Caroline: "Everyone just needs to stop kissing me!"

  • In "Daddy Issues" John keeps repeating to Elena that he wants to protect her. Her angry answer?

Elena: Got it. Get in line.

  • The look on Stefan and Damon's faces when they realize that they have accidentally created a secret superweapon.
  • Klaus talking about the '60s, which "pretty much sucked" except for the Beatles.
  • Damon's impersonation of vampires and Elena when giving a summary of what happened at the 50's dance.

Damon: "And the vampires were all 'GRRR!' and you were all 'AAAH'!"

  • Alaric needs to prove his identity, and brings up Jeremy walking in on him and Jenna while they were having sex causing Jenna to quickly say, "Okay, it's him!"
  • Katherine dancing.
  • Damon's half hearted attempts at apologies to Mason Lockwood and Alaric in "Ghost World"
  • As Damon hides his original-killing stake under the house's firewood:

Alaric: Did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish?
Damon: Why, where'd you hide yours?

  • Klaus and Rebekah bicker like the siblings they are, over the best way to torture Damon.
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