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** Dane Cook had a field day with this.

{{quote|'''Dane:''' [[Cluster F-Bomb|BEEP]] drinking out of him; if that was me, I'd be like, "You fix that [[Cluster F-Bomb|BEEPing]] wall before my dad gets home from work! He's gonna beat me with a belt; he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here."}}

** As ''[[The Critic]]'''s awful student film proved, the Kool-Aid Man breaking through a wall is highly symbolic of... um, something. We're not sure what. Just make sure you play ''O Fortuna'' in the background.

:* As ''[[The Critic]]'''s awful student film proved, the Kool-Aid Man breaking through a wall is highly symbolic of... um, something. We're not sure what. Just make sure you play ''O Fortuna'' in the background.

** [[Your Mom|Yo mama]] is so fat, when people yell Kool-Aid, the bitch comes crashing through the wall.

:* [[Your Mom|Yo mama]] is so fat, when people yell Kool-Aid, the bitch comes crashing through the wall.

:* One of the commercials lampshades this; it features his mother, who at first comments how proud she is of him for now having less sugar; the commercial ends with the house shaking and a loud "MOM! I'M HOME!" and her saying she only wishes he'd learn to use the door.

** [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]] grows increasingly annoyed with this over the course of ''Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man #1''.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lk3o-JvfTw *CRASH* "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!"]