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1369. Elves do to have nipples. |
1369. Elves do to have nipples. |
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1616. Despite what the math says, elves do not gestate for an entire decade. |
1616. Despite what the math says, elves do not gestate for an entire decade. |
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2030. Elves do not get a racial bonus to the skill Trade: Interior Design |
2030. Elves do not get a racial bonus to the skill "Trade: Interior Design". |
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2120. Elves do not squirt ink out of their nipples as a defense mechanism. |
2120. Elves do not squirt ink out of their nipples as a defense mechanism. |
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2121. Elves also do not secrete a foul tasting oil when threatened. |
2121. Elves also do not secrete a foul tasting oil when threatened. |
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2196. When listing the advantages of elves to the new player, I will leave off "shatter proof". |
2196. When listing the advantages of elves to the new player, I will leave off "shatter proof". |
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2376. The Dwarven work ethic is not just "[[Dug Too Deep|Dig until we hit evil]]." |
2376. The Dwarven work ethic is not just "[[Dug Too Deep|Dig until we hit evil]]." |
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2388. No matter how high my damage resistance is, I can't name my dwarf Tanky McTankitytank. |
2388. No matter how high my damage resistance is, I can't name my dwarf [[Meaningful Name|Tanky McTankitytank]]. |
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2390. The plan is not just let the villain beat on the dwarf until his arm gets tired. |
2390. The plan is not just let the villain beat on the dwarf until his arm gets tired. |
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2393. The natural enemy of the elf is not the common cold. |
2393. The natural enemy of the elf is not the common cold. |
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2438. Not starting the adventure until we have exactly one elf in the party is not Tolkienism.}} |
2438. Not starting the adventure until we have exactly one elf in the party is not [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Tolkienism]].}} |
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{{quote|31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time. |
{{quote|31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time. |