Token Evil Teammate/Quotes

It was six days before they caught up with the caravan. By that time they had lost two more men. One had succumbed to exhaustion, falling asleep one night and not waking up, while Kirran, inevitably, had tumbled down a precipice. Kirran had been out of sight of all but Tarn at the time, and Golgoth suspected Tarn had killed the lad to keep his murderer's hands bloody. Golgoth didn't mind, as long as the assassin didn't make a habit of it.

—Daemonworld

Belkar: See, now that's what being on a team is all about. You wanted to not kill ANY hobgoblins, I wanted to kill ALL the hobgoblins, and what happened? We compromised: I killed ONE of the hobgoblins.

Celia: You didn't need to kill him.

Belkar: True. But I didn't need to NOT kill him either.

—The Order of the Stick

Winston Churchill: Finally, Germany, Japan, and Italy have been beaten, and the planet is once again safe for democracy.

Joseph Stalin: That's what you think, comrade. Heheheheheheh.

—Histeria!, "World War II"

Chan: Gila Mobster! You have a morally ambiguous lifestyle. Do you know where they'd take Arnie once captured?
Gila Mobster: I cannot recall.
Chan: For twenty bucks?

Gila Mobster: Twenty-five.

—Hsu and Chan

He's a bastard, but he's our bastard

—Richard Nixon on then Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza