Too Dumb to Fool/Quotes
Major Bloodnok: "He may be a king's messenger. Let him in, but first, make him give the password, which is 'I don't know'." —The Goon Show: "The Rent Collectors"
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Glados: All right, paradox time. This...sentence...is...FALSE! Don'tthinkaboutit, don'tthinkaboutit...(Frankenturrets start shorting out and exploding) |
When you talk, sometimes I get confused. My ideas of what's right and wrong get mixed up. That's why I'm bringing this. As soon as I start thinking it's all right to steal from our employees, I'm going to start hitting you with the stick.
—Helix, Freefall
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It's like, even when we win, he wins.
—Strong Bad, after he tricked Homestar to eat his own Stupid Uncle Egg's Good Time Diaper Pie... and he didn't mind it!
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