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{{quote|''Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.''
{{quote|''Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.''
|'''Rincewind''' on Twoflower, ''[[Discworld/The Colour of Magic|The Colour of Magic]]''}}
|'''Rincewind''' on Twoflower|''[[The Colour of Magic]]''}}


{{quote|''Pages one and two had been salvaged by a Damogran Frond Crested Eagle and had already become incorporated into an extraordinary new form of nest which the eagle had invented. It was constructed largely of papier-mache and it was virtually impossible for a newly hatched baby eagle to break out of it. The Damogran Frond Crested Eagle had heard of the notion of survival of the species but wanted no truck with it.''
{{quote|''Pages one and two had been salvaged by a Damogran Frond Crested Eagle and had already become incorporated into an extraordinary new form of nest which the eagle had invented. It was constructed largely of papier-mache and it was virtually impossible for a newly hatched baby eagle to break out of it. The Damogran Frond Crested Eagle had heard of the notion of survival of the species but wanted no truck with it.''
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{{quote|''Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in [[Discworld|Ankh]]-[[Wretched Hive|Morpork]], but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of [[Wretched Hive|the Shades]] was suicide. Asking for a short beer in a [[Our Dwarves Are All the Same|dwarf]] bar was suicide. Saying "[[Silicon-Based Life|Got rocks in your head]]?" to a [[All Trolls Are Different|troll]] was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.''
{{quote|''Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in [[Discworld|Ankh]]-[[Wretched Hive|Morpork]], but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of [[Wretched Hive|the Shades]] was suicide. Asking for a short beer in a [[Our Dwarves Are All the Same|dwarf]] bar was suicide. Saying "[[Silicon-Based Life|Got rocks in your head]]?" to a [[All Trolls Are Different|troll]] was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.''
|''[[Discworld/Men At Arms|Men At Arms]]'', [[Terry Pratchett]]}}
|[[Terry Pratchett]]|''[[Men at Arms]]''}}


{{quote|Isaac helped the two of them through a small rear window [[Bar Brawl|as the noise in the ''jasca'' rose suddenly.]] [...]
{{quote|Isaac helped the two of them through a small rear window [[Bar Brawl|as the noise in the ''jasca'' rose suddenly.]] [...]