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{{quote|''[[Free-Love Future|You people and your quaint little categories.]]''|'''Jack Harkness''', "Day One"}} |
{{quote|''[[Free-Love Future|You people and your quaint little categories.]]''|'''Jack Harkness''', "Day One"}} |
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{{quote|'''Owen:''' If it's someone we've pissed off that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million. |
{{quote|'''Owen:''' If it's someone we've pissed off that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million. |
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'''Jack:''' And that's just the humans.|[[Spoiler Title|"They Keep Killing Suzie"]]}} |
'''Jack:''' And that's just the humans.|[[Spoiler Title|"They Keep Killing Suzie"]]}} |
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{{quote|''Why is it that only Gwen seems to have a heart? I don't know if you've noticed but the rest of us are human and amazingly we still manage to get on with our jobs.'' |'''Owen Harper''', "Random Shoes"}} |
{{quote|''Why is it that only Gwen seems to have a heart? I don't know if you've noticed but the rest of us are human and amazingly we still manage to get on with our jobs.'' |'''Owen Harper''', "Random Shoes"}} |
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{{quote|'''Gwen:''' Excuse me... Have you seen a blowfish driving a sportscar? |
{{quote|'''Gwen:''' Excuse me... Have you seen a blowfish driving a sportscar? |
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'''Old lady:''' ''(points in direction of blowfish alien)'' Bloody Torchwood...|"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"}} |
'''Old lady:''' ''(points in direction of blowfish alien)'' Bloody Torchwood...|"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"}} |
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{{quote|'''Jack:''' So, how was rehab? |
{{quote|'''Jack:''' So, how was rehab? |
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'''John:''' Rehabs. Plural. |
'''John:''' Rehabs. Plural. |
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'''Jack:''' Drink, drugs, sex and...? |
'''Jack:''' Drink, drugs, sex and...? |
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'''John:''' Murder. |
'''John:''' Murder. |
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'''Jack:''' (cracking up) You went to ''murder'' rehab? |
'''Jack:''' (cracking up) You went to ''murder'' rehab? |
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'''John:''' I know, ridiculous. The odd kill! Who does it hurt? |
'''John:''' I know, ridiculous. The odd kill! Who does it hurt? |
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'''Jack:''' You clean now? |
'''Jack:''' You clean now? |
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'''John:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Yeah, kicked everything. Living like a priest.]]|"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"}} |
'''John:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Yeah, kicked everything. Living like a priest.]]|"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"}} |
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{{quote|''We don't sniff the sub etheric resonator!''|'''Ianto Jones''', "Sleeper"}} |
{{quote|''We don't sniff the sub etheric resonator!''|'''Ianto Jones''', "Sleeper"}} |
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{{quote|'''Tosh:''' You said we weren't allowed to use that again. |
{{quote|'''Tosh:''' You said we weren't allowed to use that again. |
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'''Jack:''' It's just a mind probe. |
'''Jack:''' It's just a mind probe. |
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'''Ianto:''' Remember what happened ''last'' time we used it? |
'''Ianto:''' Remember what happened ''last'' time we used it? |
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'''Jack:''' That was different. That species has extremely high blood pressure. |
'''Jack:''' That was different. That species has extremely high blood pressure. |
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'''Ianto:''' Oh right. Their heads must explode all the time. |"Sleeper"}} |
'''Ianto:''' Oh right. Their heads must explode all the time. |"Sleeper"}} |
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{{quote|'''Owen''' How'd you know that? |
{{quote|'''Owen''' How'd you know that? |
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'''Ianto''' I know everything! And it says so on the bottom of the screen.|"Sleeper"}} |
'''Ianto''' I know everything! And it says so on the bottom of the screen.|"Sleeper"}} |
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{{quote|'''Jack:''' All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in and thanks to you they'll have tightened security. |
{{quote|'''Jack:''' All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in and thanks to you they'll have tightened security. |
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'''Rhys:''' Well, if you'd stopped and asked me exactly what I saw in there instead of showing off about the place— |
'''Rhys:''' Well, if you'd stopped and asked me exactly what I saw in there instead of showing off about the place— |
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'''Jack:''' Do I show off? |
'''Jack:''' Do I show off? |
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'''Ianto:''' Just a bit. |
'''Ianto:''' Just a bit. |
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'''Rhys:''' - you'd know that I got out by telling them I wanted a job as a delivery boy. So rather than cock things up I found you a way to get in. (getting right in Jack's face) But if you can't handle that, Big Boy, then you can stuff it. |
'''Rhys:''' - you'd know that I got out by telling them I wanted a job as a delivery boy. So rather than cock things up I found you a way to get in. (getting right in Jack's face) But if you can't handle that, Big Boy, then you can stuff it. |
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'''Jack:'''...(glances at Gwen) This is quite homoerotic.|"Meat"}} |
'''Jack:'''...(glances at Gwen) This is quite homoerotic.|"Meat"}} |
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{{quote|''I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.''|'''Ianto Jones''', "Dead Man Walking"}} |
{{quote|''I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.''|'''Ianto Jones''', "Dead Man Walking"}} |
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{{quote|'''Banana Boat:''' So do you fancy a little drink later? |
{{quote|'''Banana Boat:''' So do you fancy a little drink later? |
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'''Tosh:''' I'm sorry. I'm intolerant to vasoactive amines. |
'''Tosh:''' I'm sorry. I'm intolerant to vasoactive amines. |
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'''Banana Boat:''' Huh? |
'''Banana Boat:''' Huh? |
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'''Tosh:''' Bananas make me vomit.|"Something Borrowed"}} |
'''Tosh:''' Bananas make me vomit.|"Something Borrowed"}} |
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{{quote|''That's what I love about Torchwood. By day you're chasing the scum of the universe. Come midnight you're the wedding fairy.''|'''Ianto Jones''', "Something Borrowed"}} |
{{quote|''That's what I love about Torchwood. By day you're chasing the scum of the universe. Come midnight you're the wedding fairy.''|'''Ianto Jones''', "Something Borrowed"}} |
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{{quote|'''Gwen:''' On your knees! |
{{quote|'''Gwen:''' On your knees! |
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'''John:''' [sigh] Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex, with you people. |
'''John:''' [sigh] Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex, with you people. |
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'''Gwen:''' Now!|"Exit Wounds"}} |
'''Gwen:''' Now!|"Exit Wounds"}} |
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{{quote|'''Gwen:''' [mockingly] Oh my God, Severn Bridge. I'm going into England. Farewell forever. |
{{quote|'''Gwen:''' [mockingly] Oh my God, Severn Bridge. I'm going into England. Farewell forever. |
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'''Rhys:''' [mock-concerned] Good luck. Have you got currency? |
'''Rhys:''' [mock-concerned] Good luck. Have you got currency? |
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'''Gwen:''' Yes, and I've had my injections.|"Children of Earth"}} |
'''Gwen:''' Yes, and I've had my injections.|"Children of Earth"}} |
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{{quote|'''Ianto''': Don’t forget me. |
{{quote|'''Ianto''': Don’t forget me. |
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'''Jack''': Never could. |
'''Jack''': Never could. |
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'''Ianto''': A thousand years’ time…you won’t remember me. |
'''Ianto''': A thousand years’ time…you won’t remember me. |
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'''Jack''': Yes, I will. I promise, I will. |"Children of Earth"}} |
'''Jack''': Yes, I will. I promise, I will. |"Children of Earth"}} |
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{{quote|''Wales is insane.''|'''Rex Matheson''' "[[Torchwood Miracle Day |
{{quote|''Wales is insane.''|'''Rex Matheson''' "[[Torchwood: Miracle Day|Miracle Day]]: The New World"}} |
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{{quote|'''Gwen:''' That was your last chance. |
{{quote|'''Gwen:''' That was your last chance. |
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'''Lyn:''' Yeah? And what're you gonna do about it? If you're the best England's got to offer, then God help you. |
'''Lyn:''' Yeah? And what're you gonna do about it? If you're the best England's got to offer, then God help you. |
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'''Gwen''' I'm Welsh. [punches her]|"Miracle Day: Rendition"}} |
'''Gwen''' I'm Welsh. [punches her]|"Miracle Day: Rendition"}} |
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{{quote|'''Lupa''': You like ''Torchwood'' right? |
{{quote|'''Lupa''': You like ''Torchwood'' right? |
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'''Snob''': Never heard of it. Is it pretentious? |
'''Snob''': Never heard of it. Is it pretentious? |
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'''Lupa''': No, but it has lots of gay sex and a pterodactyl! |
'''Lupa''': No, but it has lots of gay sex and a pterodactyl! |
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'''Snob''': You're alright.|'''[[ |
'''Snob''': You're alright.|'''[[The Cinema Snob]]''' and '''[[Obscurus Lupa]]''', in their review of The Asylum's ''[[Sherlock Holmes]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Land lines, mobiles, tin cans with bits of string, all down. Everything down, absolutely everything. No more phones, phones all gone.'' (makes a little phone with his hand) ''Hello? Anybody there? No, because the phones aren't working!''|'''Ianto Jones''', "Sleeper" |
{{quote|''Land lines, mobiles, tin cans with bits of string, all down. Everything down, absolutely everything. No more phones, phones all gone.'' (makes a little phone with his hand) ''Hello? Anybody there? No, because the phones aren't working!''|'''Ianto Jones''', "Sleeper" |
Latest revision as of 20:20, 7 August 2014
Before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of "Torchwood"?
—Jack Harkness, "Everything Changes"
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You people and your quaint little categories.
—Jack Harkness, "Day One"
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Owen: If it's someone we've pissed off that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million. |
Why is it that only Gwen seems to have a heart? I don't know if you've noticed but the rest of us are human and amazingly we still manage to get on with our jobs.
—Owen Harper, "Random Shoes"
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Gwen: Excuse me... Have you seen a blowfish driving a sportscar? —"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"
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Jack: So, how was rehab? —"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"
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We don't sniff the sub etheric resonator!
—Ianto Jones, "Sleeper"
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Tosh: You said we weren't allowed to use that again. —"Sleeper"
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Owen How'd you know that? —"Sleeper"
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Jack: All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in and thanks to you they'll have tightened security. —"Meat"
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I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.
—Ianto Jones, "Dead Man Walking"
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Banana Boat: So do you fancy a little drink later? —"Something Borrowed"
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That's what I love about Torchwood. By day you're chasing the scum of the universe. Come midnight you're the wedding fairy.
—Ianto Jones, "Something Borrowed"
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Gwen: On your knees! —"Exit Wounds"
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Gwen: [mockingly] Oh my God, Severn Bridge. I'm going into England. Farewell forever. —"Children of Earth"
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Ianto: Don’t forget me. —"Children of Earth"
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Wales is insane.
—Rex Matheson "Miracle Day: The New World"
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Gwen: That was your last chance. —"Miracle Day: Rendition"
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Lupa: You like Torchwood right? |
Land lines, mobiles, tin cans with bits of string, all down. Everything down, absolutely everything. No more phones, phones all gone. (makes a little phone with his hand) Hello? Anybody there? No, because the phones aren't working!
—Ianto Jones, "Sleeper"
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