Torchwood/Quotes
Before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of "Torchwood"?
—Jack Harkness, "Everything Changes"
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You people and your quaint little categories.
—Jack Harkness, "Day One"
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Owen: If it's someone we've pissed off that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million. |
Why is it that only Gwen seems to have a heart? I don't know if you've noticed but the rest of us are human and amazingly we still manage to get on with our jobs.
—Owen Harper, "Random Shoes"
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Gwen: Excuse me... Have you seen a blowfish driving a sportscar? —"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"
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Jack: So, how was rehab? —"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"
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We don't sniff the sub etheric resonator!
—Ianto Jones, "Sleeper"
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Tosh: You said we weren't allowed to use that again. —"Sleeper"
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Owen How'd you know that? —"Sleeper"
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Jack: All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in and thanks to you they'll have tightened security. —"Meat"
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I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds," but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.
—Ianto Jones, "Dead Man Walking"
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Banana Boat: So do you fancy a little drink later? —"Something Borrowed"
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That's what I love about Torchwood. By day you're chasing the scum of the universe. Come midnight you're the wedding fairy.
—Ianto Jones, "Something Borrowed"
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Gwen: On your knees! —"Exit Wounds"
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Gwen: [mockingly] Oh my God, Severn Bridge. I'm going into England. Farewell forever. —"Children of Earth"
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Ianto: Don’t forget me. —"Children of Earth"
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Wales is insane.
—Rex Matheson "Miracle Day: The New World"
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Gwen: That was your last chance. —"Miracle Day: Rendition"
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Lupa: You like Torchwood right? |
Land lines, mobiles, tin cans with bits of string, all down. Everything down, absolutely everything. No more phones, phones all gone. (makes a little phone with his hand) Hello? Anybody there? No, because the phones aren't working!
—Ianto Jones, "Sleeper"
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