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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby
And you're gonna die

Guns N' Roses (shamefully aped by Willy Four Eyes after realizing it made sense as a haiku)

City full of thugs
Cops are ineffectual
Survival is hard

—Willy Four Eyes

Set in the 80s,
A mobster in Miami
Goes on a crime spree.

—The Hero Hartmut (referring, of course, to the GTA game)