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{{quote|'''Anubis''': Silence! Now, after 5000 years of waiting, I'm going to challenge you to a children's card game! And then I'll destroy the world!<br />
{{quote|'''Anubis''': Silence! Now, after 5000 years of waiting, I'm going to challenge you to a children's card game! And then I'll destroy the world!
'''Yami''': Why would you want to do that?<br />
'''Yami''': Why would you want to do that?
'''Anubis''': What?<br />
'''Anubis''': What?
'''Yami''': What's the point in destroying the world? What do you gain from it?<br />
'''Yami''': What's the point in destroying the world? What do you gain from it?
'''Anubis''': ...I don't understand the question.<br />
'''Anubis''': ...I don't understand the question.
'''Yami''': Look, you must have some reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise, this whole movie was just pointless bickering!<br />
'''Yami''': Look, you must have some reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise, this whole movie was just pointless bickering!
'''Anubis''': Of course I have a reason!<br />
'''Anubis''': Of course I have a reason!
'''Yami''': Oh, goodie! Do you feel like sharing it with the class?<br />
'''Yami''': Oh, goodie! Do you feel like sharing it with the class?
'''Anubis''': No, it's a secret.<br />
'''Anubis''': No, it's a secret.
'''Yami''': You're the most disappointing movie villain since [[Star Wars|General Grievous]].|'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh! The AbridgedMovie]]'''}}
'''Yami''': You're the most disappointing movie villain since [[Star Wars|General Grievous]].|'''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh! The AbridgedMovie]]'''}}




{{quote|'''Hagan:''' "Ritter goes off to start a fire and smoke out Chris and, it's a good plan -- I'm sure it'll fuck up somehow."<br />
{{quote|'''Hagan:''' "Ritter goes off to start a fire and smoke out Chris and, it's a good plan -- I'm sure it'll fuck up somehow."
''(Mallory walks into the canefield that's about to be burned, instead of waiting for Chris to be flushed out)''<br />
''(Mallory walks into the canefield that's about to be burned, instead of waiting for Chris to be flushed out)''
'''Hagan:''' "Oh, that was fast. Fuck-up achieved."|[[Diamanda Hagan]] reviewing '''[[Turkey Shoot]]'''
'''Hagan:''' "Oh, that was fast. Fuck-up achieved."|[[Diamanda Hagan]] reviewing '''[[Turkey Shoot]]'''
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Latest revision as of 14:38, 7 August 2014


Anubis: Silence! Now, after 5000 years of waiting, I'm going to challenge you to a children's card game! And then I'll destroy the world!
Yami: Why would you want to do that?
Anubis: What?
Yami: What's the point in destroying the world? What do you gain from it?
Anubis: ...I don't understand the question.
Yami: Look, you must have some reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise, this whole movie was just pointless bickering!
Anubis: Of course I have a reason!
Yami: Oh, goodie! Do you feel like sharing it with the class?
Anubis: No, it's a secret.

Yami: You're the most disappointing movie villain since General Grievous.


Hagan: "Ritter goes off to start a fire and smoke out Chris and, it's a good plan -- I'm sure it'll fuck up somehow."
(Mallory walks into the canefield that's about to be burned, instead of waiting for Chris to be flushed out)

Hagan: "Oh, that was fast. Fuck-up achieved."