Warrior Cats Omen of the Stars/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • In The Fourth Apprentice, when Snowdrop is scaring away all the prey.

Snowdrop: "Whatever you're doing, you don't seem to be very good at it."

    • Jayfeather flipping out over Thornclaw taking his stick.
    • When the cats return to ShadowClan camp.

Blackstar: "Welcome to my clan. Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile."
Lionblaze: "Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?"

  • In Fading Echoes, when Squirrelflight finds out a ShadowClan warrior died after becoming unable to move, she thinks it was because he couldn't get the fresh-kill pile.
    • Briarlight gets her own fanclub in Fading Echoes.
    • Tigerheart is about to tell Dovepaw everything- but then an elder shows up trying to make dirt.
  • In Night Whispers, the scene where Lionblaze and Cinderheart hook up.

Lionblaze: "So we're more than friends?"
Cinderheart: "Mousebrain."

    • Ivypaw being kitnapped by ShadowClan... and nicknamed Thundercat.
      • More Ivypaw in ShadowClan goodness:

Kit: "Is it true ThunderClan cats can fly?"
Ivypaw: "Oh yes. All ThunderClan cats can fly."

      • Ivypaw talks with Blackstar.

Blackstar: "We're not going to throw you into the fresh-kill pile just yet."

    • When Dovepaw is meeting with Tigerheart:

Dovepaw: "Do you know Ivypaw?"
Tigerheart: "You mean, have I met her in the forest at midnight and had her save my life?"

    • Yellowfang decides to become Jayfeather's Exposition Fairy. When Mothwing comes to talk about how separating the clans isn't right, this is what Yellowfang says:

Yellowfang: "Mothwing was born an idiot. She'll die an idiot."