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== Lightflame Version == |
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* Spottedleaf and Bluestar's conversation. |
* Spottedleaf and Bluestar's conversation. |
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{{quote|'''Bluestar''': There have been fewer kits recently. Why? |
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'''Spottedleaf''': Because Willowpelt has gone through all the toms? |
'''Spottedleaf''': Because Willowpelt has gone through all the toms? |
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'''Bluestar''': Even Ravenpaw? |
'''Bluestar''': Even Ravenpaw? |
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'''Spottedleaf''': Ravenpaw twice. }} |
'''Spottedleaf''': Ravenpaw twice. }} |
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* Rusty and Lionheart's meeting. |
* Rusty and Lionheart's meeting. |
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{{quote|'''Rusty''': Are you all warriors? |
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'''Lionheart''': Actually, Graypaw is a patient at our mental hospital. |
'''Lionheart''': Actually, Graypaw is a patient at our mental hospital. |
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'''Graypaw''': (Reads script) Wait, ThunderClan has a metal hopscotch? |
'''Graypaw''': (Reads script) Wait, ThunderClan has a metal hopscotch? |
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'''Lionheart''': The script says mental hospital. }} |
'''Lionheart''': The script says mental hospital. }} |
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* The very beginning. |
* The very beginning. |
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{{quote|'''Redtail''': Hey Tigerclaw, look! |
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'''Tigerclaw''': No. |
'''Tigerclaw''': No. |
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'''Redtail''': Please? |
'''Redtail''': Please? |
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'''Tigerclaw''': Still no. |
'''Tigerclaw''': Still no. |
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'''Redtail''': Pretty please with a vole on top? |
'''Redtail''': Pretty please with a vole on top? |
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'''Tigerclaw''': No. No. No. |
'''Tigerclaw''': No. No. No. |
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'''Redtail''': It's not Sunningrocks. |
'''Redtail''': It's not Sunningrocks. |
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'''Tigerclaw''': Do you swear it? |
'''Tigerclaw''': Do you swear it? |
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'''Redtail''': Yep. |
'''Redtail''': Yep. |
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'''Tigerclaw''': Okay, I'll look. (Looks) |
'''Tigerclaw''': Okay, I'll look. (Looks) |
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'''Redtail''': It's Sunningro- |
'''Redtail''': It's Sunningro- |
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'''Tigerclaw''': (Slaps Redtail) }} |
'''Tigerclaw''': (Slaps Redtail) }} |
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* The new battle for Sunningrocks. |
* The new battle for Sunningrocks. |
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{{quote|In Territory [[Thunder Clan]] |
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Battle was Beginning |
Battle was Beginning |
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'''Tigerclaw''': What happen? |
'''Tigerclaw''': What happen? |
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'''Mousefur''': Somebody set up us the [[River Clan]]. |
'''Mousefur''': Somebody set up us the [[River Clan]]. |
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'''Redtail''': We get invasion. |
'''Redtail''': We get invasion. |
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'''Tigerclaw''': What! |
'''Tigerclaw''': What! |
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'''Redtail''': Main screen turn on. |
'''Redtail''': Main screen turn on. |
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'''Tigerclaw''': It's you!! |
'''Tigerclaw''': It's you!! |
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'''Oakheart''': How are you gentlecats!! |
'''Oakheart''': How are you gentlecats!! |
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'''Oakheart''': All your Sunningrocks are belong to us. |
'''Oakheart''': All your Sunningrocks are belong to us. |
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'''Oakheart''': You are on the way to destruction. |
'''Oakheart''': You are on the way to destruction. |
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'''Tigerclaw''': What you say!! |
'''Tigerclaw''': What you say!! |
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'''Oakheart''':... |
'''Oakheart''':... |
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'''Oakheart''': You have no chance to survive make your time. |
'''Oakheart''': You have no chance to survive make your time. |
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'''Oakheart''': Ha ha ha ha... |
'''Oakheart''': Ha ha ha ha... |
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'''Redtail''': Tigerclaw!! |
'''Redtail''': Tigerclaw!! |
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'''Tigerclaw''': Take off every [[Thunder Clan]]!! |
'''Tigerclaw''': Take off every [[Thunder Clan]]!! |
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'''Tigerclaw''': You know what you are doing. |
'''Tigerclaw''': You know what you are doing. |
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'''Tigerclaw''': For great justice. |
'''Tigerclaw''': For great justice. |
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'''Tigerclaw''': Move [[Thunder Clan]]! }} |
'''Tigerclaw''': Move [[Thunder Clan]]! }} |
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* The names of the magical rainbow sunshine fairies. Everyone who has commented up to that poit. |
* The names of the magical rainbow sunshine fairies. Everyone who has commented up to that poit. |
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* This conversation in ''I Definately Didn't Kill Redtail''. |
* This conversation in ''I Definately Didn't Kill Redtail''. |
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{{quote|'''Firepaw''': So, is Darkstripe straight? |
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'''Frostfur''': We don't know. |
'''Frostfur''': We don't know. |
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Darkstripe drives by in car flying Gay Pride Flag and making out with Mistyfoot. |
Darkstripe drives by in car flying Gay Pride Flag and making out with Mistyfoot. |
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'''Firepaw''': What was that? |
'''Firepaw''': What was that? |
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'''Frostfur''': That was him messing with us. }} |
'''Frostfur''': That was him messing with us. }} |
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* Thornclaw's raged induced flip out. |
* Thornclaw's raged induced flip out. |
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* The [[Redwall]] refernece. |
* The [[Redwall]] refernece. |
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== Flametail Von Karma Version == |
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* Smudge's eyes lit up like those of a child molester who had just stumbled upon a whole park full of unattended kids. |
* Smudge's eyes lit up like those of a child molester who had just stumbled upon a whole park full of unattended kids. |
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* "Cut the crap Aslan, no one gives a shit." |
* "Cut the crap Aslan, no one gives a shit." |
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Latest revision as of 23:21, 6 November 2014
Lightflame Version
- Spottedleaf and Bluestar's conversation.
Bluestar: There have been fewer kits recently. Why? |
- Rusty and Lionheart's meeting.
Rusty: Are you all warriors? |
- The very beginning.
Redtail: Hey Tigerclaw, look! |
- The new battle for Sunningrocks.
In Territory Thunder Clan |
- The names of the magical rainbow sunshine fairies. Everyone who has commented up to that poit.
- This conversation in I Definately Didn't Kill Redtail.
Firepaw: So, is Darkstripe straight? |
- Thornclaw's raged induced flip out.
- The Leven Thumps reference.
- The Redwall refernece.
Flametail Von Karma Version
- Smudge's eyes lit up like those of a child molester who had just stumbled upon a whole park full of unattended kids.
- "Cut the crap Aslan, no one gives a shit."
- "C'mon; let's get out of here before I have to spend one more second with Oedipus over there."
- That was about the time survival instincts, which had been lazing somewhere in the back of his mind thinking they had plenty of time, finally bothered to glance at a metaphorical clock and realized they were late for a metaphorical appointment with Rusty's body. Snarling and swearing, they charged half-prepared out the metaphorical door, forgetting their metaphorical hat and coat along the way.