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Lightflame Version

Spottedleaf and Bluestar's conversation.

Bluestar: There have been fewer kits recently. Why?
Spottedleaf: Because Willowpelt has gone through all the toms?
Bluestar: Even Ravenpaw?
Spottedleaf: Ravenpaw twice.

Rusty and Lionheart's meeting.

Rusty: Are you all warriors?
Lionheart: Actually, Graypaw is a patient at our mental hospital.
Graypaw: (Reads script) Wait, ThunderClan has a metal hopscotch?
Lionheart: The script says mental hospital.

The very beginning.

Redtail: Hey Tigerclaw, look!
Tigerclaw: No.
Redtail: Please?
Tigerclaw: Still no.
Redtail: Pretty please with a vole on top?
Tigerclaw: No. No. No.
Redtail: It's not Sunningrocks.
Tigerclaw: Do you swear it?
Redtail: Yep.
Tigerclaw: Okay, I'll look. (Looks)
Redtail: It's Sunningro-
Tigerclaw: (Slaps Redtail)

The new battle for Sunningrocks.

In Territory Thunder Clan
Battle was Beginning
Tigerclaw: What happen?
Mousefur: Somebody set up us the River Clan.
Redtail: We get invasion.
Tigerclaw: What!
Redtail: Main screen turn on.
Tigerclaw: It's you!!
Oakheart: How are you gentlecats!!
Oakheart: All your Sunningrocks are belong to us.
Oakheart: You are on the way to destruction.
Tigerclaw: What you say!!
Oakheart:...
Oakheart: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Oakheart: Ha ha ha ha...
Redtail: Tigerclaw!!
Tigerclaw: Take off every Thunder Clan!!
Tigerclaw: You know what you are doing.
Tigerclaw: For great justice.
Tigerclaw: Move Thunder Clan!

The names of the magical rainbow sunshine fairies. Everyone who has commented up to that poit.
This conversation in I Definately Didn't Kill Redtail.

Firepaw: So, is Darkstripe straight?
Frostfur: We don't know.
Darkstripe drives by in car flying Gay Pride Flag and making out with Mistyfoot.
Firepaw: What was that?
Frostfur: That was him messing with us.

Thornclaw's raged induced flip out.
The Leven Thumps reference.
The Redwall refernece.

Flametail Von Karma Version

Smudge's eyes lit up like those of a child molester who had just stumbled upon a whole park full of unattended kids.
"Cut the crap Aslan, no one gives a shit."
"C'mon; let's get out of here before I have to spend one more second with Oedipus over there."
That was about the time survival instincts, which had been lazing somewhere in the back of his mind thinking they had plenty of time, finally bothered to glance at a metaphorical clock and realized they were late for a metaphorical appointment with Rusty's body. Snarling and swearing, they charged half-prepared out the metaphorical door, forgetting their metaphorical hat and coat along the way.

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-=== [[Tropers/Lightflame|Lightflame]] Version ===
+== Lightflame Version ==
 * Spottedleaf and Bluestar's conversation.
-{{quote| '''Bluestar''': There have been fewer kits recently. Why?<br />
+{{quote|'''Bluestar''': There have been fewer kits recently. Why?
-'''Spottedleaf''': Because Willowpelt has gone through all the toms?<br />
+'''Spottedleaf''': Because Willowpelt has gone through all the toms?
-'''Bluestar''': Even Ravenpaw?<br />
+'''Bluestar''': Even Ravenpaw?
 '''Spottedleaf''': Ravenpaw twice. }}
 * Rusty and Lionheart's meeting.
-{{quote| '''Rusty''': Are you all warriors?<br />
+{{quote|'''Rusty''': Are you all warriors?
-'''Lionheart''': Actually, Graypaw is a patient at our mental hospital.<br />
+'''Lionheart''': Actually, Graypaw is a patient at our mental hospital.
-'''Graypaw''': (Reads script) Wait, ThunderClan has a metal hopscotch?<br />
+'''Graypaw''': (Reads script) Wait, ThunderClan has a metal hopscotch?
 '''Lionheart''': The script says mental hospital. }}
 * The very beginning.
-{{quote| '''Redtail''': Hey Tigerclaw, look!<br />
+{{quote|'''Redtail''': Hey Tigerclaw, look!
-'''Tigerclaw''': No.<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': No.
-'''Redtail''': Please?<br />
+'''Redtail''': Please?
-'''Tigerclaw''': Still no.<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': Still no.
-'''Redtail''': Pretty please with a vole on top?<br />
+'''Redtail''': Pretty please with a vole on top?
-'''Tigerclaw''': No. No. No.<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': No. No. No.
-'''Redtail''': It's not Sunningrocks.<br />
+'''Redtail''': It's not Sunningrocks.
-'''Tigerclaw''': Do you swear it?<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': Do you swear it?
-'''Redtail''': Yep.<br />
+'''Redtail''': Yep.
-'''Tigerclaw''': Okay, I'll look. (Looks)<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': Okay, I'll look. (Looks)
-'''Redtail''': It's Sunningro-<br />
+'''Redtail''': It's Sunningro-
 '''Tigerclaw''': (Slaps Redtail)  }}
 * The new battle for Sunningrocks.
-{{quote| In Territory [[Thunder Clan]]<br />
+{{quote|In Territory [[Thunder Clan]]
-Battle was Beginning<br />
+Battle was Beginning
-'''Tigerclaw''': What happen?<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': What happen?
-'''Mousefur''': Somebody set up us the [[River Clan]].<br />
+'''Mousefur''': Somebody set up us the [[River Clan]].
-'''Redtail''': We get invasion.<br />
+'''Redtail''': We get invasion.
-'''Tigerclaw''': What!<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': What!
-'''Redtail''': Main screen turn on.<br />
+'''Redtail''': Main screen turn on.
-'''Tigerclaw''': It's you!!<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': It's you!!
-'''Oakheart''': How are you gentlecats!!<br />
+'''Oakheart''': How are you gentlecats!!
-'''Oakheart''': All your Sunningrocks are belong to us.<br />
+'''Oakheart''': All your Sunningrocks are belong to us.
-'''Oakheart''': You are on the way to destruction.<br />
+'''Oakheart''': You are on the way to destruction.
-'''Tigerclaw''': What you say!!<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': What you say!!
-'''Oakheart''':...<br />
+'''Oakheart''':...
-'''Oakheart''': You have no chance to survive make your time.<br />
+'''Oakheart''': You have no chance to survive make your time.
-'''Oakheart''': Ha ha ha ha...<br />
+'''Oakheart''': Ha ha ha ha...
-'''Redtail''': Tigerclaw!!<br />
+'''Redtail''': Tigerclaw!!
-'''Tigerclaw''': Take off every [[Thunder Clan]]!!<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': Take off every [[Thunder Clan]]!!
-'''Tigerclaw''': You know what you are doing.<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': You know what you are doing.
-'''Tigerclaw''': For great justice.<br />
+'''Tigerclaw''': For great justice.
 '''Tigerclaw''': Move [[Thunder Clan]]! }}
 * The names of the magical rainbow sunshine fairies. Everyone who has commented up to that poit.
 * This conversation in ''I Definately Didn't Kill Redtail''.
-{{quote| '''Firepaw''': So, is Darkstripe straight?<br />
+{{quote|'''Firepaw''': So, is Darkstripe straight?
-'''Frostfur''': We don't know.<br />
+'''Frostfur''': We don't know.
-Darkstripe drives by in car flying Gay Pride Flag and making out with Mistyfoot.<br />
+Darkstripe drives by in car flying Gay Pride Flag and making out with Mistyfoot.
-'''Firepaw''': What was that?<br />
+'''Firepaw''': What was that?
 '''Frostfur''': That was him messing with us. }}
 * Thornclaw's raged induced flip out.
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 * The [[Redwall]] refernece.
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-=== [[Tropers/Flametail Von Karma|Flametail Von Karma]] Version ===
+== Flametail Von Karma Version ==
 * Smudge's eyes lit up like those of a child molester who had just stumbled upon a whole park full of unattended kids.
 * "Cut the crap Aslan, no one gives a shit."
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