Watch the Paint Job/Quotes

Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.
Flounder: Will that work?

Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

—Animal House

Chumchum: You'd let us ride in Sandy?
Fanboy: Come on, Chumchum! We can finish our contest later!
Lenny: What was your contest?
Fanboy: Seeing who can step in the most gum!
Boog: Uh...tell me you're not getting gum...on the carpet?

Fanboy: Nope! It's all on the seats.

—Fanboy and Chum Chum