What Do You Mean It's for Kids?/Quotes

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"After all, these are just simple movies made for kids and not adults at all. That's why they have... -Assassination attempts. Sexual innuendo. Decapitations. Kidnap, torture, and suggested rape. Hookers. Boring political dialogue. Forced amputations. Drug dealing. Mass murder..." —Mr. Plinkett, Red Letter Media, in his Attack of the Clones review

"Our future society is desperately bloodthirsty. When they fight, you see people just foaming at the mouth out of excitement at the destruction. It's a kid's movie!" —Bayer and Snider, Movie B.S. on Real Steel

"He (Mewtwo)'s upset because apparently he doesn't LIKE being a clone. So he blows up the laboratory with all the innocent scientists burning alive inside. You know, for kids!" —Nostalgia Critic, reviewing Pokémon the First Movie

"He died?! And this is supposed to be a kid's movie!" —Rizzo the Rat, Muppet Treasure Island

"That bastard. I can't forgive him, not after he sent my grandpa to the Shadow Realm." "The what realm?" "You know, the Shadow Realm. The big, purply cloudy place that you go to when something really bad happens to you." "I think you're talking about Hell." "No, it's the Shadow Realm. You know, whenever people fall from a really tall building or get stabbed in the chest, they go straight to the Shadow Realm. What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future?" "I don't think that's a real thing." "Wait...is my grandpa...really dead?" "Afraid so broseph" "I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!" —Yugi, Yusei, and Jaden, Bonds Beyond Time Abridged