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  • Hedwig has Bilingual Bonus. "Quoi de nuef [sic], homies?"
  • Hermione's plans for her character.

Hermione: I chose a cat familiar for a +3 bonus to stealth... GM: Stealth? What on earth... Hermione: It's for my assassinate ability when I dip into ninja levels. Duh. GM: ... Ron: ... GM: Okay. Daniel, when you said this girl player from your old group was good... Harry(Daniel): Yes. Perhaps I should have clarified. She's terrifyingly good.

• • Hermione's obsessive attitude towards the Sorting Hat.

Hermione: Aaaah! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! GET OUT OF MY MIND OOGIE BOOGY! Harry: I suddenly find myself not jealous anymore. (later) Hermione: Augh, bad magic hat! I'm gonna make an opposed will save to force it under my control. GM: Actually, before you do that, Mcgonagall removes the hat. You have been sorted into house Gryffindor, the house of... Hermione: Wait whaaaaat!!? You mean I'm not chosen to recieve the awesome magical hat of Mind Rapeing? GM: ... No! The Sorting Hat is not loot! Hermione: magic... item... not... loot? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN (later) Hermione: ... One day hat... One day you will be mine.