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==== Home Truths ====
==== Home Truths ====
{{quote| '''Dom:''' ''"I was at school with [[Osama Bin Laden]]."''<br />
{{quote|'''Dom:''' ''"I was at school with [[Osama Bin Laden]]."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}}<ref> Claimed to be false after some further investigation. Joly has since insisted that the story is true, but that bin Laden was leaving the school at age 18 as Joly entered it at 6, and he has no memory of meeting him — something never stated on the programme.</ref> }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}}<ref> Claimed to be false after some further investigation. Joly has since insisted that the story is true, but that bin Laden was leaving the school at age 18 as Joly entered it at 6, and he has no memory of meeting him — something never stated on the programme.</ref> }}


{{quote| '''Duncan:''' ''"When I run a large public company, I ban all my staff from buying paperclips."''<br />
{{quote|'''Duncan:''' ''"When I run a large public company, I ban all my staff from buying paperclips."''
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Natalie:''' ''"I have passed toilet [paper] roll under the cubicle wall to [[Madonna]]."''<br />
{{quote|'''Natalie:''' ''"I have passed toilet [paper] roll under the cubicle wall to [[Madonna]]."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== Ring of Truth ====
==== Ring of Truth ====
{{quote| ''"Jeffrey Archer writes all of his stories with a felt tip pen."''<br />
{{quote|''"Jeffrey Archer writes all of his stories with a felt tip pen."''
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Jodie Marsh:''' ''"Everyone thinks I'm thick, but what they don't know is that I won nearly £6 on a [[The Weakest Link|Weakest Link]] quiz machine."''<br />
{{quote|'''Jodie Marsh:''' ''"Everyone thinks I'm thick, but what they don't know is that I won nearly £6 on a [[The Weakest Link|Weakest Link]] quiz machine."''<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== This Is My... ====
==== This Is My... ====
{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"I know Ina because she's my local news agent. And she actually sold me a scratch card which I won £2000 on."''<br />
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"I know Ina because she's my local news agent. And she actually sold me a scratch card which I won £2000 on."''
'''Natalie:''' ''"Ina's worked on [[Eastenders]] for 21 years as an extra--supporting artist, and she used to run the lampshade store."''<br />
'''Natalie:''' ''"Ina's worked on [[Eastenders]] for 21 years as an extra--supporting artist, and she used to run the lampshade store."''
'''Dom:''' ''"Ina's actually my aunt, who is Greek. And she is a voice artist in Greece. And she has been the voice of [[Helen Mirren]] in the last four of her films that have been translated into Greek."''<br />
'''Dom:''' ''"Ina's actually my aunt, who is Greek. And she is a voice artist in Greece. And she has been the voice of [[Helen Mirren]] in the last four of her films that have been translated into Greek."''
'''David's Team:''' Natalie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Natalie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Natalie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Natalie}} }}


==== Telly Tales ====
==== Telly Tales ====
{{quote| '''Frankie:''' ''"To avoid confusion on the set of ''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'' when they're filming it, the medical doctor on set is called 'The Magician.'"''<br />
{{quote|'''Frankie:''' ''"To avoid confusion on the set of ''[[Doctor Who]]'' when they're filming it, the medical doctor on set is called 'The Magician.'"''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"I have been on a camping holiday with Derren Brown."''<br />
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"I have been on a camping holiday with Derren Brown."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''David:''' ''"Aged five, I wrote to [[Play School]] to suggest how the BBC should resolve their union conflict."''<br />
{{quote|'''David:''' ''"Aged five, I wrote to [[Play School]] to suggest how the BBC should resolve their union conflict."''
'''Lee's Team:''' True.<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True.
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Dom:''' ''"For six months, I worked as Trevor McDonald's driver."''<br />
{{quote|'''Dom:''' ''"For six months, I worked as Trevor McDonald's driver."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Frankie:''' ''"I am allergic to coins."''<br />
{{quote|'''Frankie:''' ''"I am allergic to coins."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''David:''' ''"I fainted in a cinema during [[Kill Bill]]."''<br />
{{quote|'''David:''' ''"I fainted in a cinema during [[Kill Bill]]."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<ref> Lee's team's reasoning is that David had never in his life watch [[Kill Bill]], which was actually incorrect.</ref><br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<ref> Lee's team's reasoning is that David had never in his life watch [[Kill Bill]], which was actually incorrect.</ref>
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


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==== Home Truths ====
==== Home Truths ====
{{quote| '''John:''' ''"I was caught short in [[British Royal Family|Prince Charles]]' garden."''<br />
{{quote|'''John:''' ''"I was caught short in [[British Royal Family|Prince Charles]]' garden."''<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Patrick:''' ''"I've snogged [[Paris Hilton]]."''<br />
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' ''"I've snogged [[Paris Hilton]]."''
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Dominic:''' ''"My nickname at school was Earsniffer."''<br />
{{quote|'''Dominic:''' ''"My nickname at school was Earsniffer."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== Ring of Truth ====
==== Ring of Truth ====
{{quote| ''"Madonna has her toilet seat removed from every venue she performs at so that no one sells it on eBay."''<br />
{{quote|''"Madonna has her toilet seat removed from every venue she performs at so that no one sells it on eBay."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| ''"[[Tony Blair]] proposed to Cherie in a bumper car."''<br />
{{quote|''"[[Tony Blair]] proposed to Cherie in a bumper car."''
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== This Is My... ====
==== This Is My... ====
{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"This is Mark; I employ him solely to manage my iPod."''<br />
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"This is Mark; I employ him solely to manage my iPod."''
'''John:''' ''"I cut the ribbon at the opening of Mark's karaoke superstore."''<br />
'''John:''' ''"I cut the ribbon at the opening of Mark's karaoke superstore."''
'''Dominic:''' ''"Mark's a good mate of mine, and we used to be in a magical double act, and we used to be called Mysterio and Mark."''<br />
'''Dominic:''' ''"Mark's a good mate of mine, and we used to be in a magical double act, and we used to be called Mysterio and Mark."''
'''David's Team:''' Dominic<br />
'''David's Team:''' Dominic
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|John}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|John}} }}


==== Telly Tales ====
==== Telly Tales ====
{{quote| '''Patrick:''' ''"Pam St. Clement is a member of the British Abseiling Association, and has abseiled down Mount Rushmore."''<br />
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' ''"Pam St. Clement is a member of the British Abseiling Association, and has abseiled down Mount Rushmore."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
{{quote| '''Fay:''' ''"When we were first dating, I collected my husband's belly-button fluff."''<br />
{{quote|'''Fay:''' ''"When we were first dating, I collected my husband's belly-button fluff."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"In a restaurant in China, I unwittingly ordered and ate dog."''<br />
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"In a restaurant in China, I unwittingly ordered and ate dog."''
'''David's Team:''' True<br />
'''David's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Patrick:''' ''"I have wrested Andy McNab for money."'' <ref>Notably beginning the show's tradition of [[Show Don't Tell]]</ref><br />
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' ''"I have wrested Andy McNab for money."'' <ref>Notably beginning the show's tradition of [[Show, Don't Tell]]</ref>
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


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==== Home Truths ====
==== Home Truths ====
{{quote| '''Ulrika:''' ''"I hosted the British Sausage Awards."''<br />
{{quote|'''Ulrika:''' ''"I hosted the British Sausage Awards."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''David:''' ''"When I was 23, I had to talk my way out of a fight with a paper boy."''<br />
{{quote|'''David:''' ''"When I was 23, I had to talk my way out of a fight with a paper boy."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Jimmy:''' ''"I starred in a Japanese commercial for snuff."''<br />
{{quote|'''Jimmy:''' ''"I starred in a Japanese commercial for snuff."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== Ring of Truth ====
==== Ring of Truth ====
{{quote| ''"To coincide with the [[Trans Atlantic Equivalent|US version]] of [[The Weakest Link]], Ben and Jerry released a limited edition Anne Robinson flavoured ice cream."''<br />
{{quote|''"To coincide with the [[Trans-Atlantic Equivalent|US version]] of [[The Weakest Link]], Ben and Jerry released a limited edition Anne Robinson flavoured ice cream."''<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== Telly Tales ====
==== Telly Tales ====
{{quote| '''Ulrika:''' ''"Petra, the first [[Blue Peter]] dog, died the day after her first show, so producers secretly replaced her with a look-alike."''<br />
{{quote|'''Ulrika:''' ''"Petra, the first [[Blue Peter]] dog, died the day after her first show, so producers secretly replaced her with a look-alike."''
'''David's Team:''' True<br />
'''David's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Jimmy:''' ''"Simon Groom and Peter Duncan once had a fight in the [[Blue Peter]] garden after a row over a BBC parking space."''<br />
{{quote|'''Jimmy:''' ''"Simon Groom and Peter Duncan once had a fight in the [[Blue Peter]] garden after a row over a BBC parking space."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== This Is My... ====
==== This Is My... ====
{{quote| '''Dara:''' ''"Alan is a mate of mine--I was best man at Alan's wedding, which was a number of years ago. And at his wedding, Alan, although you'd be hard-pressed to believe it now, weighed 27 stone."''<br />
{{quote|'''Dara:''' ''"Alan is a mate of mine--I was best man at Alan's wedding, which was a number of years ago. And at his wedding, Alan, although you'd be hard-pressed to believe it now, weighed 27 stone."''
'''David:''' ''"This is my driving instructor, Alan. I've had over 70 driving lessons, and I still haven't passed."''<br />
'''David:''' ''"This is my driving instructor, Alan. I've had over 70 driving lessons, and I still haven't passed."''
'''Eamonn:''' ''"This is my friend, Alan, and he is the Manchester United Stadium announcer."''<br />
'''Eamonn:''' ''"This is my friend, Alan, and he is the Manchester United Stadium announcer."''
'''Lee's Team:''' David <br />
'''Lee's Team:''' David
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Eamonn}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Eamonn}} }}


==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
{{quote| '''Eamonn:''' ''"I once saw Carol Vorderman broken down at the side of the road, but I didn't stop to help her as I was running a bit late."''<br />
{{quote|'''Eamonn:''' ''"I once saw Carol Vorderman broken down at the side of the road, but I didn't stop to help her as I was running a bit late."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Jimmy:''' ''"I lost my virginity at 26."''<br />
{{quote|'''Jimmy:''' ''"I lost my virginity at 26."''
'''David's Team:''' True<br />
'''David's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Dara:''' ''"I have received a text message from [[U 2|Bono]]."''<br />
{{quote|'''Dara:''' ''"I have received a text message from [[U2|Bono]]."''<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Eamonn:''' ''"I have seven cats and they're called Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, [[The Last of These Is Not Like the Others|and]] [[Odd Name Out|Pickle]]."''<br />
{{quote|'''Eamonn:''' ''"I have seven cats and they're called Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, [[The Last of These Is Not Like the Others|and]] [[Odd Name Out|Pickle]]."''<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
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==== Home Truths ====
==== Home Truths ====
{{quote| '''Neil:''' ''"I recently had an extension built by a [[Bob the Builder|builder called Bob]]."''<br />
{{quote|'''Neil:''' ''"I recently had an extension built by a [[Bob the Builder|builder called Bob]]."''<br />
'''David's Team:''' True<br />
'''David's Team:''' True<br />
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Jason:''' ''"I have beaten Gary Barlow at crazy golf."''<br />
{{quote|'''Jason:''' ''"I have beaten Gary Barlow at crazy golf."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"I was Red Rum's stable boy."''<br />
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"I was Red Rum's stable boy."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


==== Ring of Truth ====
==== Ring of Truth ====
{{quote| ''"Gwyneth Paltrow said 'I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-A-Soup'"''<br />
{{quote|''"Gwyneth Paltrow said 'I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-A-Soup'"''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


==== This Is My… ====
==== This Is My… ====
{{quote| '''David:''' ''"This is Jill, the hypnotherapist who cured me of my fear of balloons."''<br />
{{quote|'''David:''' ''"This is Jill, the hypnotherapist who cured me of my fear of balloons."''
'''Myleene:''' ''"This is my good friend Jill, and she has fitted Camilla Parker Bowles' underwear"''<br />
'''Myleene:''' ''"This is my good friend Jill, and she has fitted Camilla Parker Bowles' underwear"''
'''Jason:''' ''"This is Jill, and she's the air hostess who saved my life when I choked on a peanut once."''<br />
'''Jason:''' ''"This is Jill, and she's the air hostess who saved my life when I choked on a peanut once."''
'''Lee's Team:''' David<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' David
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Myleene}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Myleene}} }}


==== Telly Tales ====
==== Telly Tales ====
{{quote| ''"Mike Reed often does a musical turn at the Tory Party Conference, and last year it was a ten minute political rap."''<br />
{{quote|''"Mike Reed often does a musical turn at the Tory Party Conference, and last year it was a ten minute political rap."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
{{quote| '''Leslie:''' ''"I have been banned from Stretham ice rink."''<br />
{{quote|'''Leslie:''' ''"I have been banned from Stretham ice rink."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''David:''' ''"I have formulated a five-point plan for surviving if I were in prison."''<br />
{{quote|'''David:''' ''"I have formulated a five-point plan for surviving if I were in prison."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Leslie:''' ''"I have never eaten an apple; not even taken a bite."''<br />
{{quote|'''Leslie:''' ''"I have never eaten an apple; not even taken a bite."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


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==== Home Truths ====
==== Home Truths ====
{{quote| '''Len:''' ''"I imac my armpits."''<br />
{{quote|'''Len:''' ''"I imac my armpits."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''David:''' ''"I used to proofread dictionaries for a living."''<br />
{{quote|'''David:''' ''"I used to proofread dictionaries for a living."''
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Russell:''' ''"I was a contestant on Junior [[Master Chef]]."''<br />
{{quote|'''Russell:''' ''"I was a contestant on Junior [[MasterChef]]."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Vic:''' ''"I once fixed Dame Judy Dench's pushbike."''<br />
{{quote|'''Vic:''' ''"I once fixed Dame Judy Dench's pushbike."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== This Is My… ====
==== This Is My… ====
{{quote| '''Russell:''' ''"This is my landlord Morris. He's actually the 16th Earl of Westmorland."''<br />
{{quote|'''Russell:''' ''"This is my landlord Morris. He's actually the 16th Earl of Westmorland."''
'''David:''' ''"He's my teacher, and he's training me in the art of ventriloquism for my next acting role."''<br />
'''David:''' ''"He's my teacher, and he's training me in the art of ventriloquism for my next acting role."''
'''Wendy:''' ''"This is Morris; he's my hair dresser, and he also cuts the hair of [[Tony Blair]]."''<br />
'''Wendy:''' ''"This is Morris; he's my hair dresser, and he also cuts the hair of [[Tony Blair]]."''
'''Lee's Team:''' David<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' David
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Wendy}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Wendy}} }}


==== Telly Tales ====
==== Telly Tales ====
{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"The Swedish entry that year [1980] also had a real live orangutan as their dancer."''<br />
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"The Swedish entry that year [1980] also had a real live orangutan as their dancer."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Len:''' ''"On July 27th in Finland, they celebrate Sleepyhead Day, when the last member of the family that awakes is taken down to the sea and thrown in."''<br />
{{quote|'''Len:''' ''"On July 27th in Finland, they celebrate Sleepyhead Day, when the last member of the family that awakes is taken down to the sea and thrown in."''
'''David's Team:''' True<br />
'''David's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
==== Quick-Fire Lies ====


{{quote| '''Wendy:''' ''"I have no idea how to use a launderette washing machine."''<br />
{{quote|'''Wendy:''' ''"I have no idea how to use a launderette washing machine."''
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"My parents told me my dog was dead, when in actual fact, he was in Scunthorpe."''<br />
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"My parents told me my dog was dead, when in actual fact, he was in Scunthorpe."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''David:''' ''"As a teenager, I had a poster of Margaret Thatcher on my bedroom wall."''<br />
{{quote|'''David:''' ''"As a teenager, I had a poster of Margaret Thatcher on my bedroom wall."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Len:''' ''"I killed a falcon while playing golf."''<br />
{{quote|'''Len:''' ''"I killed a falcon while playing golf."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Vic:''' ''"I once helped TV's Doctor Raj Persaud fix his computer. It just needed a reboot."''<br />
{{quote|'''Vic:''' ''"I once helped TV's Doctor Raj Persaud fix his computer. It just needed a reboot."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} <ref> He surrendered on bluffing this question immediately because he didn't know who Raj Persaud is, or was a reboot is.</ref> }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} <ref> He surrendered on bluffing this question immediately because he didn't know who Raj Persaud is, or was a reboot is.</ref> }}


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==== Home Truths ====
==== Home Truths ====
{{quote| '''Tara:''' ''"I have eaten a diamond."''<br />
{{quote|'''Tara:''' ''"I have eaten a diamond."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


{{quote| '''Harry:''' ''"I can identify any breed of dog just by hearing it growl."''<br />
{{quote|'''Harry:''' ''"I can identify any breed of dog just by hearing it growl."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


==== Ring of Truth ====
==== Ring of Truth ====
{{quote| ''"Clouds were once removed from the sky so that Paul McCartney could perform 'Good Day Sunshine' at a concert."''<br />
{{quote|''"Clouds were once removed from the sky so that Paul McCartney could perform 'Good Day Sunshine' at a concert."''
'''David's Team:''' True<br />
'''David's Team:''' True
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


==== This Is My... ====
==== This Is My... ====
{{quote| '''Tara:''' ''"I met Dave in 1990, when I passed out at the top of Mont Blanc because of the altitude, cause the air was so thin, and he very kindly helped me down with the party he was guiding down from the peak."''<br />
{{quote|'''Tara:''' ''"I met Dave in 1990, when I passed out at the top of Mont Blanc because of the altitude, cause the air was so thin, and he very kindly helped me down with the party he was guiding down from the peak."''
'''Lee:''' ''"This is Dave.<ref>Alright, Dave?</ref> He's my old boss, who taught me how to call bingo."''<br />
'''Lee:''' ''"This is Dave.<ref>Alright, Dave?</ref> He's my old boss, who taught me how to call bingo."''
'''Dave:''' ''"This is Dave, he's a mate of my from down the pub - call him Bestie - he makes £40000 a year on pub trivia machines."''<br />
'''Dave:''' ''"This is Dave, he's a mate of my from down the pub - call him Bestie - he makes £40000 a year on pub trivia machines."''
'''David's Team:''' Lee<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lee
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lee}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lee}} }}


==== Telly Tales ====
==== Telly Tales ====
{{quote| '''Harry:''' ''"One episode [of Tomorrow's World] showcased a toaster, connected to the internet, that burned a weather forecast into your toast."''<br />
{{quote|'''Harry:''' ''"One episode [of Tomorrow's World] showcased a toaster, connected to the internet, that burned a weather forecast into your toast."''
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' True
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
==== Quick-Fire Lies ====
{{quote| '''Harry:''' ''"I once pushed a man in a lake for following me, shouting 'Only Me'."''<br />
{{quote|'''Harry:''' ''"I once pushed a man in a lake for following me, shouting 'Only Me'."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }}


{{quote| '''Dave:''' ''"I bunked off school to go to London with a boy called Dick Whittington."''<br />
{{quote|'''Dave:''' ''"I bunked off school to go to London with a boy called Dick Whittington."''
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''David's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie }} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie }} }}


{{quote| '''Claudia:''' ''"I wrote to Jim'll Fix it asking to meet ABBA. They wrote back offering the chance to see how the blue bits were made in cheese."''<br />
{{quote|'''Claudia:''' ''"I wrote to Jim'll Fix it asking to meet ABBA. They wrote back offering the chance to see how the blue bits were made in cheese."''
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }}


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Latest revision as of 00:51, 11 April 2017


Episode 1

Episode 1 (Aired 16 June 2007)

David's Team: Frankie Boyle and Duncan Bannatyne

Lee's Team: Dom Joly and Natalie Cassidy

Home Truths

Dom: "I was at school with Osama Bin Laden."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: True[1]

Duncan: "When I run a large public company, I ban all my staff from buying paperclips."
Lee's Team: True
Answer: True

Natalie: "I have passed toilet [paper] roll under the cubicle wall to Madonna."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Ring of Truth

"Jeffrey Archer writes all of his stories with a felt tip pen."
Lee's Team: True
Answer: True

Jodie Marsh: "Everyone thinks I'm thick, but what they don't know is that I won nearly £6 on a Weakest Link quiz machine."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Lee: "I know Ina because she's my local news agent. And she actually sold me a scratch card which I won £2000 on."
Natalie: "Ina's worked on Eastenders for 21 years as an extra--supporting artist, and she used to run the lampshade store."
Dom: "Ina's actually my aunt, who is Greek. And she is a voice artist in Greece. And she has been the voice of Helen Mirren in the last four of her films that have been translated into Greek."
David's Team: Natalie
Answer: Natalie

Telly Tales

Frankie: "To avoid confusion on the set of Doctor Who when they're filming it, the medical doctor on set is called 'The Magician.'"
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "I have been on a camping holiday with Derren Brown."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

David: "Aged five, I wrote to Play School to suggest how the BBC should resolve their union conflict."
Lee's Team: True.
Answer: True

Dom: "For six months, I worked as Trevor McDonald's driver."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Frankie: "I am allergic to coins."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: True

David: "I fainted in a cinema during Kill Bill."
Lee's Team: Lie[2]
Answer: Lie

Winners: Draw (11-11)


Episode 2

Episode 2 (Aired 23 June 2007)

David's Team: Fay Ripley and Patrick McGuinness

Lee's Team: John Barrowman and Dominic Wood

Home Truths

John: "I was caught short in Prince Charles' garden."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Patrick: "I've snogged Paris Hilton."
Lee's Team: True
Answer: Lie

Dominic: "My nickname at school was Earsniffer."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Ring of Truth

"Madonna has her toilet seat removed from every venue she performs at so that no one sells it on eBay."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: True

"Tony Blair proposed to Cherie in a bumper car."
Lee's Team: True
Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Lee: "This is Mark; I employ him solely to manage my iPod."
John: "I cut the ribbon at the opening of Mark's karaoke superstore."
Dominic: "Mark's a good mate of mine, and we used to be in a magical double act, and we used to be called Mysterio and Mark."
David's Team: Dominic
Answer: John

Telly Tales

Patrick: "Pam St. Clement is a member of the British Abseiling Association, and has abseiled down Mount Rushmore."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Quick-Fire Lies

Fay: "When we were first dating, I collected my husband's belly-button fluff."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: True

Lee: "In a restaurant in China, I unwittingly ordered and ate dog."
David's Team: True
Answer: Lie

Patrick: "I have wrested Andy McNab for money." [3]
Lee's Team: True
Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (10-6)


Episode 3

Episode 3 (Aired 30 June 2007)

David's Team: Eamonn Holmes and Dara O'Briain

Lee's Team: Jimmy Carr and Ulrika Jonsson

Home Truths

Ulrika: "I hosted the British Sausage Awards."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: True

David: "When I was 23, I had to talk my way out of a fight with a paper boy."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: True

Jimmy: "I starred in a Japanese commercial for snuff."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Ring of Truth

"To coincide with the US version of The Weakest Link, Ben and Jerry released a limited edition Anne Robinson flavoured ice cream."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Telly Tales

Ulrika: "Petra, the first Blue Peter dog, died the day after her first show, so producers secretly replaced her with a look-alike."
David's Team: True
Answer: True

Jimmy: "Simon Groom and Peter Duncan once had a fight in the Blue Peter garden after a row over a BBC parking space."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Dara: "Alan is a mate of mine--I was best man at Alan's wedding, which was a number of years ago. And at his wedding, Alan, although you'd be hard-pressed to believe it now, weighed 27 stone."
David: "This is my driving instructor, Alan. I've had over 70 driving lessons, and I still haven't passed."
Eamonn: "This is my friend, Alan, and he is the Manchester United Stadium announcer."
Lee's Team: David
Answer: Eamonn

Quick-Fire Lies

Eamonn: "I once saw Carol Vorderman broken down at the side of the road, but I didn't stop to help her as I was running a bit late."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Jimmy: "I lost my virginity at 26."
David's Team: True
Answer: True

Dara: "I have received a text message from Bono."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Eamonn: "I have seven cats and they're called Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Pickle."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie


Winners: David's Team (13-6)


Episode 4

Episode 4 (Aired 14 July 2007)

David's Team: Myleene Klass and Jason Manford

Lee's Team: Leslie Ash and Neil Morrissey

Home Truths

Neil: "I recently had an extension built by a builder called Bob."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Jason: "I have beaten Gary Barlow at crazy golf."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Lee: "I was Red Rum's stable boy."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: True

Ring of Truth

"Gwyneth Paltrow said 'I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-A-Soup'"
David's Team: Lie
Lee's Team: True
Answer: True

This Is My…

David: "This is Jill, the hypnotherapist who cured me of my fear of balloons."
Myleene: "This is my good friend Jill, and she has fitted Camilla Parker Bowles' underwear"
Jason: "This is Jill, and she's the air hostess who saved my life when I choked on a peanut once."
Lee's Team: David
Answer: Myleene

Telly Tales

"Mike Reed often does a musical turn at the Tory Party Conference, and last year it was a ten minute political rap."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: True

Quick-Fire Lies

Leslie: "I have been banned from Stretham ice rink."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: True

David: "I have formulated a five-point plan for surviving if I were in prison."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Leslie: "I have never eaten an apple; not even taken a bite."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (11-7)


Episode 5

Episode 5 (Aired 21 July 2007)

David's Team: Wendy Richard Russell Howard

Lee's Team: Len Goodman and Vic Reeves

Home Truths

Len: "I imac my armpits."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: True

David: "I used to proofread dictionaries for a living."
Lee's Team: True
Answer: True

Russell: "I was a contestant on Junior MasterChef."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Vic: "I once fixed Dame Judy Dench's pushbike."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

This Is My…

Russell: "This is my landlord Morris. He's actually the 16th Earl of Westmorland."
David: "He's my teacher, and he's training me in the art of ventriloquism for my next acting role."
Wendy: "This is Morris; he's my hair dresser, and he also cuts the hair of Tony Blair."
Lee's Team: David
Answer: Wendy

Telly Tales

Lee: "The Swedish entry that year [1980] also had a real live orangutan as their dancer."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Len: "On July 27th in Finland, they celebrate Sleepyhead Day, when the last member of the family that awakes is taken down to the sea and thrown in."
David's Team: True
Answer: True

Quick-Fire Lies

Wendy: "I have no idea how to use a launderette washing machine."
Lee's Team: True
Answer: True

Lee: "My parents told me my dog was dead, when in actual fact, he was in Scunthorpe."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: True

David: "As a teenager, I had a poster of Margaret Thatcher on my bedroom wall."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Len: "I killed a falcon while playing golf."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: True

Vic: "I once helped TV's Doctor Raj Persaud fix his computer. It just needed a reboot."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie [4]

Winners: David's Team (11-9)

Episode 6

Episode 6 (Aired 28 July 2007)

David's Team: Harry Enfield and Claudia Winkleman

Lee's Team: Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Dave Spikey

Home Truths

Tara: "I have eaten a diamond."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: True

Harry: "I can identify any breed of dog just by hearing it growl."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Ring of Truth

"Clouds were once removed from the sky so that Paul McCartney could perform 'Good Day Sunshine' at a concert."
David's Team: True
Lee's Team: True
Answer: True

This Is My...

Tara: "I met Dave in 1990, when I passed out at the top of Mont Blanc because of the altitude, cause the air was so thin, and he very kindly helped me down with the party he was guiding down from the peak."
Lee: "This is Dave.[5] He's my old boss, who taught me how to call bingo."
Dave: "This is Dave, he's a mate of my from down the pub - call him Bestie - he makes £40000 a year on pub trivia machines."
David's Team: Lee
Answer: Lee

Telly Tales

Harry: "One episode [of Tomorrow's World] showcased a toaster, connected to the internet, that burned a weather forecast into your toast."
Lee's Team: True
Answer: True

Quick-Fire Lies

Harry: "I once pushed a man in a lake for following me, shouting 'Only Me'."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Dave: "I bunked off school to go to London with a boy called Dick Whittington."
David's Team: Lie
Answer: Lie

Claudia: "I wrote to Jim'll Fix it asking to meet ABBA. They wrote back offering the chance to see how the blue bits were made in cheese."
Lee's Team: Lie
Answer: True

Winners: David's Team (9-8)

  1. ↑ Claimed to be false after some further investigation. Joly has since insisted that the story is true, but that bin Laden was leaving the school at age 18 as Joly entered it at 6, and he has no memory of meeting him — something never stated on the programme.
  2. ↑ Lee's team's reasoning is that David had never in his life watch Kill Bill, which was actually incorrect.
  3. ↑ Notably beginning the show's tradition of Show, Don't Tell
  4. ↑ He surrendered on bluffing this question immediately because he didn't know who Raj Persaud is, or was a reboot is.
  5. ↑ Alright, Dave?
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