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== Episode 1 == |
== Episode 1 == |
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== Episode 1 (Aired 9 September 2011) == |
== Episode 1 (Aired 9 September 2011) == |
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=== David's Team: Jack Whitehall and Rebecca Front === |
=== David's Team: Jack Whitehall and Rebecca Front === |
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=== Lee's Team: [[Miranda|Miranda Hart]] and [[The Apprentice (TV)|Nick Hewer]] === |
=== Lee's Team: [[Miranda|Miranda Hart]] and [[The Apprentice (TV series)|Nick Hewer]] === |
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==== Home Truths ==== |
==== Home Truths ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Nick:''' ''"When [[The Apprentice (TV series)|filming is over for the day]], Lord Sugar and I sometimes wind down by playing ping-pong over the boardroom table."''<br /> |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie<br /> |
'''David's Team:''' Lie<br /> |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Jack:''' ''"I was once commissioned to paint a portrait of Gyles Brandreth's cat."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' True |
'''Lee's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== This Is My... ==== |
==== This Is My... ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Miranda:''' ''"This is Zazie and we once had a trial together for a professional ladies' football team, but we didn't make the grade."'' |
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'''Lee:''' ''"This is [[It Is Pronounced Tro |
'''Lee:''' ''"This is [[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"|Zazie]]; I once cut off her ponytail on the school bus, thinking she was my mate, Paul."''<br /> |
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'''Nick:''' ''"Zazie is my neighbour's daughter; she offered to mend my computer and inadvertently emailed to everybody in my address book a picture of my big toe."''<br /> |
'''Nick:''' ''"Zazie is my neighbour's daughter; she offered to mend my computer and inadvertently emailed to everybody in my address book a picture of my big toe."''<br /> |
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'''David's Team:''' Nick<br /> |
'''David's Team:''' Nick<br /> |
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==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
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{{quote|'''David:''' ''"I killed a rat with my BAFTA."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Rob:''' ''Possession: "This is the sweatshirt''<ref>A large orange jumper with two headholes and two armholes, designed to be worn by two people</ref> ''that my wife and I put on together when we're cosying up on a chilly evening. We call it the cuddle jumper."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' True |
'''David's Team:''' True |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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==== Home Truths ==== |
==== Home Truths ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Terry:''' ''"I deliberately set fire to my colleagues' script whilst they were live on air."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Kevin:''' ''"I once found a suitcase and took it to the police station. When they opened it it contained 34 bunches of bananas."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Robert:''' ''"As a child I had so many imaginary friends we formed an imaginary gang."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' True |
'''Lee's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== This Is My... ==== |
==== This Is My... ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Katy:''' ''"This is Tony and he freed me from a vending machine when I got my foot stuck in the push compartment."'' |
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'''Lee:''' ''"This is Tony and until today I had never met this man before, but the person that was supposed to be doing this tonight didn't turn up. So, I grabbed the first person I saw outside the studio."'' |
'''Lee:''' ''"This is Tony and until today I had never met this man before, but the person that was supposed to be doing this tonight didn't turn up. So, I grabbed the first person I saw outside the studio."'' |
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'''Kevin:''' ''"This is my mate, Tony. We were once questioned by the police for stealing a life-size cardboard cutout of Hugh Grant."'' |
'''Kevin:''' ''"This is my mate, Tony. We were once questioned by the police for stealing a life-size cardboard cutout of Hugh Grant."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Katy |
'''David's Team:''' Katy |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Kevin}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Kevin}} }} |
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==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
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{{quote|'''David:''' ''"When I was 12 I saved up all my pocket money and bought a rowing boat that I never used."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"After an incident with a permanent marker, I had to go to my son's Parents' Evening with a mustache and glasses drawn on my face."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Terry:''' ''"Every year, I signal the start of Christmas dinner by taking my seat opposite Mrs. Wogan and firing a pistol loaded with a blank or blanks."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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==== Home Truths ==== |
==== Home Truths ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Katherine:''' ''"I was so sure that [[The Wombles|wombles]] were real, I used one as an example of a mammal in a GCSE biology exam."''<br /> |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br /> |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br /> |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''David O'Doherty:''' ''"I am currently seeing a hypnotist to cure me of my compulsion to visit hypnotists."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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==== This Is My... ==== |
==== This Is My... ==== |
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{{quote|'''Katherine:''' ''"This is Mark; he's my recycling man, and last year he put a note through my door, saying he thought we were eating too many take-aways."'' |
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'''David Mitchell:''' ''"This is Mark; he saved me from choking in Argos after I swallowed one of their little pens."'' |
'''David Mitchell:''' ''"This is Mark; he saved me from choking in Argos after I swallowed one of their little pens."'' |
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'''David O'Doherty:''' ''"This is Mark, and together we started a lost animals detective agency."'' |
'''David O'Doherty:''' ''"This is Mark, and together we started a lost animals detective agency."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' David O'Doherty |
'''Lee's Team:''' David O'Doherty |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|David O'Doherty}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|David O'Doherty}} }} |
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==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
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{{quote|'''Louie:''' ''"I make myself cry before every big dance performance to get rid of any excess water weight."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"I can tell the circumference of someone's head just by looking at them."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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==== Home Truths ==== |
==== Home Truths ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Gregg:''' ''"I always make toast by ironing the bread. It tastes much better that way."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Charlie:''' ''"I once refused to pick up my girlfriend from the station because I couldn't bear to step over a spider that was between me and my front door."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Nigel:''' ''"I once went on a date with a flamenco dancer who turned out to be a man."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== This Is My... ==== |
==== This Is My... ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Nina:''' ''"This is John; he was the first person ever to have a drink at [[Eastenders|The Queen Vic]] and the first person ever to have a curry at my restaurant, The Argy Bargy."''<br /> |
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'''Lee:''' ''"This is John, and he is the previous owner of my house, who still pops 'round with his deck chair so he can sit in my garden on sunny days."''<br /> |
'''Lee:''' ''"This is John, and he is the previous owner of my house, who still pops 'round with his deck chair so he can sit in my garden on sunny days."''<br /> |
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'''Charlie:''' ''"This is John; on Valentine's day when I was 17, I presented him with a dustbin for his daughter."''<br /> |
'''Charlie:''' ''"This is John; on Valentine's day when I was 17, I presented him with a dustbin for his daughter."''<br /> |
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==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"Every Sunday I treat myself to a relaxing bath with three squirts of Fairy Liquid in it."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''David:''' ''"My parents recently forced me to have a new kitchen fitted because my flat embarrassed them."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' True |
'''Lee's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Gregg:''' ''"Possession: This is one of my history books. I read them in the sauna to make them look old."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== Home Truths ==== |
==== Home Truths ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Greg:''' ''"For my first term at university, I rented a bathroom in a student house and slept in the bathtub every night."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' True |
'''Lee's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Phil:''' ''"I'm haunted by a recurring dream in which I'm a potato."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== This Is My... ==== |
==== This Is My... ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Greg:''' ''"This is my friend, Ian. One night after getting drunk together, he was wrongly arrested on suspicion of murder."'' |
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'''David:''' ''"This is Ian; I sat next to him on a plane and he had such a fear of flying that I had to hold his hand throughout takeoff and landing."'' |
'''David:''' ''"This is Ian; I sat next to him on a plane and he had such a fear of flying that I had to hold his hand throughout takeoff and landing."'' |
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'''Konnie:''' ''"This is Ian; when he brought his lizards onto [[Blue Peter]], one of them went missing. Later that evening I found it in my handbag."'' |
'''Konnie:''' ''"This is Ian; when he brought his lizards onto [[Blue Peter]], one of them went missing. Later that evening I found it in my handbag."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Konnie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Konnie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Greg}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Greg}} }} |
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==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"I once had to show my boss an intimate area of my body to prove why I was late for work."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' True |
'''David's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''David:''' ''"I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Greg:''' ''"I used to try and scare school friends by planting a [[Owl Be Damned|particular drawing]] in their pocket signifying death."''<br /> |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br /> |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br /> |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== Home Truths ==== |
==== Home Truths ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Sarah:''' ''"I once wet myself in a car and then blamed it on my friend's dog."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' True |
'''David's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Frank:''' ''"I was once driven to A&E in an ice cream van. In place of a siren, the driver turned on the musical chimes."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Bill:''' ''"I was saved from drowning by a character from the children's show, [[Rainbow (TV series)|Rainbow]]."''<br /> |
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'''Lee's Team:''' True<br /> |
'''Lee's Team:''' True<br /> |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== This Is My... ==== |
==== This Is My... ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Jon:''' ''"This is Kathy and we crashed into each other while we were both on our driving test."'' |
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'''Lee:''' ''"This is Kathy; she's the hotel receptionist that I had to phone from my room when I found a peacock in my hotel room."'' |
'''Lee:''' ''"This is Kathy; she's the hotel receptionist that I had to phone from my room when I found a peacock in my hotel room."'' |
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'''Sarah:''' ''"This is my friend, Kathy. We fooled the newspapers into reporting that she'd been left under the spell of a hypnotist at a hen party."'' |
'''Sarah:''' ''"This is my friend, Kathy. We fooled the newspapers into reporting that she'd been left under the spell of a hypnotist at a hen party."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Sarah |
'''David's Team:''' Sarah |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Sarah}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Sarah}} }} |
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==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"When I'm at home, I amuse myself by shaving only half my face and doing that thing where you have a conversation between two people."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote|'''Jon:''' ''"Possession: This is the emergency kit that I keep in my car at all times."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== Home Truths ==== |
==== Home Truths ==== |
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{{quote|'''Rhod:''' ''"I was sacked from my job at a zoo when my boss found out I'd been taking photos of the animals wearing hats."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote|'''Mackenzie:''' ''"Possession: This is my orchidometer. It was a present from my sister."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' True |
'''Lee's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== This Is My... ==== |
==== This Is My... ==== |
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{{quote|'''Chris:''' ''"This is Simon; in a virtual world we're married."'' |
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'''David:''' ''"This is Simon; he has a large tattoo of my face on his knee."'' |
'''David:''' ''"This is Simon; he has a large tattoo of my face on his knee."'' |
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'''Mackenzie:''' ''"This is Simon, and when I hoaxed my school by burying some treasure, Simon found it and the police were called."'' |
'''Mackenzie:''' ''"This is Simon, and when I hoaxed my school by burying some treasure, Simon found it and the police were called."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Mackenzie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Mackenzie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Mackenzie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Mackenzie}} }} |
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==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
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{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"I once helped my mum and dad look for something they'd lost using a Ouija board."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' True |
'''David's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Victoria:''' ''"If I ever get stuck on a crossword clue I phone Tim Henmon for help. He hasn't let me down yet."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' True |
'''David's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote|'''Rhod:''' ''"I once paid for some tapas with a Nissan Micra."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== Home Truths ==== |
==== Home Truths ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Dara:''' ''"On doctor's advice, I have to sleep in a cycle helmet due to the violent nature of my dreams."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Lorraine:''' ''"I once presented an episode of TV-am whilst drunk."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' True |
'''Lee's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote|'''Barry:''' ''"I have written and had published a trilogy of romantic novels under a female pen name."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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==== This Is My... ==== |
==== This Is My... ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Barry:''' ''"This is Rhod; he drives my favourite bus, and whenever I see it I shout, 'Hello, darling!'"'' |
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'''Lee:''' ''"This is Rhod, and after we accidently took each other's baggage from the carousel, I ended up having to wear his clothes for three days on holiday."'' |
'''Lee:''' ''"This is Rhod, and after we accidently took each other's baggage from the carousel, I ended up having to wear his clothes for three days on holiday."'' |
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'''Sue:''' ''"This is lovely Rhod. He's my local butcher, and when I won 'Maestro,' he had a whole pig in the window, and he stuck my face on its face and he put a little conducting baton in its trusses to celebrate."'' |
'''Sue:''' ''"This is lovely Rhod. He's my local butcher, and when I won 'Maestro,' he had a whole pig in the window, and he stuck my face on its face and he put a little conducting baton in its trusses to celebrate."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Sue |
'''David's Team:''' Sue |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Barry}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Barry}} }} |
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==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
==== Quick-Fire Lies ==== |
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{{quote|'''David:''' ''"Possession: This is my bear, Tablecloth, customs officers once cut his head off and searched him for smuggled goods."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote|'''Lee:''' ''"Possession: I spent an entire year in a plasticwork class at school and this was the only thing I managed to make."''<ref> '''Lorraine:''' What is it? '''David:''' It's shit.</ref> |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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==== Home Truths ==== |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Mackenzie Crook:''' ''"When I won the [[Pirates of the Caribbean]] Sandcastle Competition, [[Keith Richards]] was so angry he stamped on my drawbridge and threw [[Johnny Depp]]'s bucket in the sea."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' True |
'''Lee's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Miranda Hart:''' ''"Last year whilst house-sitting for friends, I had to shout for help for two hours when I got stuck in their children's Wendy house."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Bill Turnbull:''' ''"I have drunk rum from a human skull."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Rebecca Front:''' ''"I have vomited in Cliff Richard's hedge."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' True |
'''Lee's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Sarah Millican:''' ''"I once ruined a christening party when I was overheard calling the baby ugly on a baby monitor."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' True |
'''David's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Nick Hewer:''' ''"Possession: This is a hat from my hat collection. I wear one whenever I throw a dinner party."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' True |
'''David's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|True}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Katherine Parkinson:''' ''"Me and my husband have a fake laugh that we do at parties to signal when it's time to leave."'' |
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'''Lee's Team:''' True |
'''Lee's Team:''' True |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Bill Turnbull:''' ''"Possession: This is my conversation book. In it I've written a list of topics that I refer to should I ever run out of things to talk about."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
'''Answer:''' {{spoiler|Lie}} }} |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Rob Brydon:''' ''"For one week I appeared in a Dear Deidre photo casebook in The Sun newspaper."'' |
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'''David's Team:''' Lie |
'''David's Team:''' Lie |
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'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
'''Lee's Team:''' Lie |
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Latest revision as of 14:29, 25 February 2015
Episode 1
Episode 1 (Aired 9 September 2011)
David's Team: Jack Whitehall and Rebecca Front
Lee's Team: Miranda Hart and Nick Hewer
Home Truths
Nick: "When filming is over for the day, Lord Sugar and I sometimes wind down by playing ping-pong over the boardroom table." |
Jack: "I was once commissioned to paint a portrait of Gyles Brandreth's cat." |
This Is My...
Miranda: "This is Zazie and we once had a trial together for a professional ladies' football team, but we didn't make the grade." |
Quick-Fire Lies
David: "I killed a rat with my BAFTA." |
Rob: Possession: "This is the sweatshirt[1] that my wife and I put on together when we're cosying up on a chilly evening. We call it the cuddle jumper." |
Winners: Lee's Team (5-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: Nick Hewer
Episode 2
Episode 2 (Aired 16 September 2011)
David's Team: Robert Webb and Sir Terry Wogan
Lee's Team: Kevin Bridges and Katy Wix
Home Truths
Terry: "I deliberately set fire to my colleagues' script whilst they were live on air." |
Kevin: "I once found a suitcase and took it to the police station. When they opened it it contained 34 bunches of bananas." |
Robert: "As a child I had so many imaginary friends we formed an imaginary gang." |
This Is My...
Katy: "This is Tony and he freed me from a vending machine when I got my foot stuck in the push compartment." |
Quick-Fire Lies
David: "When I was 12 I saved up all my pocket money and bought a rowing boat that I never used." |
Lee: "After an incident with a permanent marker, I had to go to my son's Parents' Evening with a mustache and glasses drawn on my face." |
Terry: "Every year, I signal the start of Christmas dinner by taking my seat opposite Mrs. Wogan and firing a pistol loaded with a blank or blanks." |
Winners: David's Team (6-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: Sir Terry Wogan
Episode 3
Episode 3 (Aired 23 September 2011)
David's Team: David O'Doherty and Katherine Parkinson
Lee's Team: Louie Spence and Bill Turnbull
Home Truths
Katherine: "I was so sure that wombles were real, I used one as an example of a mammal in a GCSE biology exam." |
David O'Doherty: "I am currently seeing a hypnotist to cure me of my compulsion to visit hypnotists." |
This Is My...
Katherine: "This is Mark; he's my recycling man, and last year he put a note through my door, saying he thought we were eating too many take-aways." |
Quick-Fire Lies
Louie: "I make myself cry before every big dance performance to get rid of any excess water weight." |
Lee: "I can tell the circumference of someone's head just by looking at them." |
Winners: David's Team (6-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: David O'Doherty
Episode 4
Episode 4 (Aired 29 September 2011)
David's Team: Nigel Havers and Gregg Wallace
Lee's Team: Charlie Brooker and Nina Wadia
Home Truths
Gregg: "I always make toast by ironing the bread. It tastes much better that way." |
Charlie: "I once refused to pick up my girlfriend from the station because I couldn't bear to step over a spider that was between me and my front door." |
Nigel: "I once went on a date with a flamenco dancer who turned out to be a man." |
This Is My...
Nina: "This is John; he was the first person ever to have a drink at The Queen Vic and the first person ever to have a curry at my restaurant, The Argy Bargy." |
Quick-Fire Lies
Lee: "Every Sunday I treat myself to a relaxing bath with three squirts of Fairy Liquid in it." |
David: "My parents recently forced me to have a new kitchen fitted because my flat embarrassed them." |
Gregg: "Possession: This is one of my history books. I read them in the sauna to make them look old." |
Winners: Draw (6-6)
Individual Liar of the Week: Nigel Havers
Episode 5
Episode 5 (Aired 7 October 2011)
David's Team: Greg Davies and Konnie Huq
Lee's Team: Marcus Brigstocke and Phil Tufnell
Home Truths
Greg: "For my first term at university, I rented a bathroom in a student house and slept in the bathtub every night." |
Phil: "I'm haunted by a recurring dream in which I'm a potato." |
This Is My...
Greg: "This is my friend, Ian. One night after getting drunk together, he was wrongly arrested on suspicion of murder." |
Quick-Fire Lies
Lee: "I once had to show my boss an intimate area of my body to prove why I was late for work." |
David: "I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed." |
Greg: "I used to try and scare school friends by planting a particular drawing in their pocket signifying death." |
Winners: David's Team (7-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: Greg Davies
Episode 6
Episode 6 (Aired 14 October 2011)
David's Team: Bill Oddie and Frank Skinner
Lee's Team: Sarah Millican and Jon Richardson
Home Truths
Sarah: "I once wet myself in a car and then blamed it on my friend's dog." |
Frank: "I was once driven to A&E in an ice cream van. In place of a siren, the driver turned on the musical chimes." |
Bill: "I was saved from drowning by a character from the children's show, Rainbow." |
This Is My...
Jon: "This is Kathy and we crashed into each other while we were both on our driving test." |
Quick-Fire Lies
Lee: "When I'm at home, I amuse myself by shaving only half my face and doing that thing where you have a conversation between two people." |
Jon: "Possession: This is the emergency kit that I keep in my car at all times." |
Winners: Lee's Team (7-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: Sarah Millican
Episode 7
Episode 7 (Aired 21 October 2011)
David's Team: Mackenzie Crook and Chris Packham
Lee's Team: Victoria Coren and Rhod Gilbert
Home Truths
Rhod: "I was sacked from my job at a zoo when my boss found out I'd been taking photos of the animals wearing hats." |
Mackenzie: "Possession: This is my orchidometer. It was a present from my sister." |
This Is My...
Chris: "This is Simon; in a virtual world we're married." |
Quick-Fire Lies
Lee: "I once helped my mum and dad look for something they'd lost using a Ouija board." |
Victoria: "If I ever get stuck on a crossword clue I phone Tim Henmon for help. He hasn't let me down yet." |
Rhod: "I once paid for some tapas with a Nissan Micra." |
Winners: Lee's Team (6-4)
Individual Liar of the Week: Mackenzie Crook
Episode 8
Episode 8 (Aired 28 October 2011)
David's Team: Lorraine Kelly and Dara O'Briain
Lee's Team: Barry Cryer and Sue Perkins
Home Truths
Dara: "On doctor's advice, I have to sleep in a cycle helmet due to the violent nature of my dreams." |
Lorraine: "I once presented an episode of TV-am whilst drunk." |
Barry: "I have written and had published a trilogy of romantic novels under a female pen name." |
This Is My...
Barry: "This is Rhod; he drives my favourite bus, and whenever I see it I shout, 'Hello, darling!'" |
Quick-Fire Lies
David: "Possession: This is my bear, Tablecloth, customs officers once cut his head off and searched him for smuggled goods." |
Lee: "Possession: I spent an entire year in a plasticwork class at school and this was the only thing I managed to make."[2] |
Winners: Lee's Team (8-3)
Individual Liar of the Week: Barry Cryer
Episode 9 (Unseen Bits)
Episode 9 (Aired 25 November 2011)
Home Truths
Mackenzie Crook: "When I won the Pirates of the Caribbean Sandcastle Competition, Keith Richards was so angry he stamped on my drawbridge and threw Johnny Depp's bucket in the sea." |
Miranda Hart: "Last year whilst house-sitting for friends, I had to shout for help for two hours when I got stuck in their children's Wendy house." |
Bill Turnbull: "I have drunk rum from a human skull." |
Rebecca Front: "I have vomited in Cliff Richard's hedge." |
Sarah Millican: "I once ruined a christening party when I was overheard calling the baby ugly on a baby monitor." |
Nick Hewer: "Possession: This is a hat from my hat collection. I wear one whenever I throw a dinner party." |
Katherine Parkinson: "Me and my husband have a fake laugh that we do at parties to signal when it's time to leave." |
Bill Turnbull: "Possession: This is my conversation book. In it I've written a list of topics that I refer to should I ever run out of things to talk about." |
Rob Brydon: "For one week I appeared in a Dear Deidre photo casebook in The Sun newspaper." |