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{{quote|''"Who makes all these?"''<br />
{{quote|''"Who makes all these?"''
''"I do! *clang!* And I practice with them *clang!* three hours a day *clang!*!"''<br />
''"I do! *clang!* And I practice with them *clang!* three hours a day *clang!*!"''
''"You need to find yourself a girl, mate."''|''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]''}}
''"You need to find yourself a girl, mate."''|''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]''}}


{{quote|'''Kochanski:''' Rimmer?<br />
{{quote|'''Kochanski:''' Rimmer?
'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am?<br />
'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am?
'''Kochanski:''' Have sex with someone, and that's an order.<br />
'''Kochanski:''' Have sex with someone, and that's an order.
'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am, right away.<br />
'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am, right away.
'''Lister:''' ''(Handing Rimmer a business card)'' Here, ring this number, say I sent you, tell them it's an emergency.|''[[Red Dwarf (TV)|Red Dwarf]]'' }}
'''Lister:''' ''(Handing Rimmer a business card)'' Here, ring this number, say I sent you, tell them it's an emergency.|''[[Red Dwarf]]'' }}


{{quote|"That Kaiba kid needs to get laid."|Many, ''[[Running Gag|many]]'' people, ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]'' }}
{{quote|"That Kaiba kid needs to get laid."|Many, ''[[Running Gag|many]]'' people, ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]'' }}


{{quote|"Ninety-nine percent of the trouble in the world is caused by unmarried men."|'''Schulz''', ''[[Hogan's Heroes|Duel of Honor]]''}}
{{quote|"Ninety-nine percent of the trouble in the world is caused by unmarried men."|'''Schulz''', ''[[Hogan's Heroes|Duel of Honor]]''}}


{{quote|"No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."|'''Rhett Butler''', ''[[Gone With the Wind]]''}}
{{quote|"No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."|'''Rhett Butler''', ''[[Gone with the Wind]]''}}


{{quote|"You don't have any place to channel all that adolescent frustration boiling inside you. Isn't that what's really fueling all this impulsive behaviour? Snap out of it. Go find yourself a good-looking guy and let him walk you home from school. Heck, go see a movie with him on Sunday or something."|'''Kyon''', ''[[Haruhi Suzumiya (Light Novel)|Haruhi Suzumiya]]''}}
{{quote|"You don't have any place to channel all that adolescent frustration boiling inside you. Isn't that what's really fueling all this impulsive behaviour? Snap out of it. Go find yourself a good-looking guy and let him walk you home from school. Heck, go see a movie with him on Sunday or something."|'''Kyon''', ''[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]''}}


{{quote|"I didn't come here to fight you... but if it's some, er, one-on-one you're looking for, then I hear you have a ''great'' red light district."|'''Maeda Keiji''', ''[[Sengoku Basara]]'' }}
{{quote|"I didn't come here to fight you... but if it's some, er, one-on-one you're looking for, then I hear you have a ''great'' red light district."|'''Maeda Keiji''', ''[[Sengoku Basara]]'' }}
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{{quote|"Still, a man like you and it's been ''four years''. I have immense personal respect for you, wizard, but that's just....sad."|'''Lara Raith''', ''[[The Dresden Files|White Night]]''}}
{{quote|"Still, a man like you and it's been ''four years''. I have immense personal respect for you, wizard, but that's just....sad."|'''Lara Raith''', ''[[The Dresden Files|White Night]]''}}


{{quote|'''Lady Macbeth:''' My plan ''will'' work! Macbeth just needs to screw his courage to his sticking place!<br />
{{quote|'''Lady Macbeth:''' My plan ''will'' work! Macbeth just needs to screw his courage to his sticking place!
'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' No. [[Deadpan Snarker|He needs to screw his courage to]] ''[[Deadpan Snarker|your]]'' [[Double Entendre|sticking place.]]<br />
'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' No. [[Deadpan Snarker|He needs to screw his courage to]] ''[[Deadpan Snarker|your]]'' [[Double Entendre|sticking place.]]<br />
'''Lady Macbeth:''' ''(gasps)''<br />
'''Lady Macbeth:''' ''(gasps)''<br />
'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' Yeah. I said it. Because, sister, you need a hobby or an orgasm, ''stat''.|''[[Sassy Gay Friend]]: [[Macbeth]]''}}
'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' Yeah. I said it. Because, sister, you need a hobby or an orgasm, ''stat''.|''[[Sassy Gay Friend]]: [[Macbeth]]''}}


{{quote|'''Jubilee:''' I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I don’t see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!<br />
{{quote|'''Jubilee:''' I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I don’t see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!
'''Bobby:''' Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!|[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]}}
'''Bobby:''' Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!|[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]}}


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Latest revision as of 07:29, 8 August 2014

"Who makes all these?"
"I do! *clang!* And I practice with them *clang!* three hours a day *clang!*!"

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate."
—Pirates of the Caribbean

Kochanski: Rimmer?
Rimmer: Yes Ma'am?
Kochanski: Have sex with someone, and that's an order.
Rimmer: Yes Ma'am, right away.

Lister: (Handing Rimmer a business card) Here, ring this number, say I sent you, tell them it's an emergency.
—Red Dwarf
"That Kaiba kid needs to get laid."
—Many, many people, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series
"Ninety-nine percent of the trouble in the world is caused by unmarried men."
—Schulz, Duel of Honor
"No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."
—Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind
"You don't have any place to channel all that adolescent frustration boiling inside you. Isn't that what's really fueling all this impulsive behaviour? Snap out of it. Go find yourself a good-looking guy and let him walk you home from school. Heck, go see a movie with him on Sunday or something."
—Kyon, Haruhi Suzumiya
"I didn't come here to fight you... but if it's some, er, one-on-one you're looking for, then I hear you have a great red light district."
—Maeda Keiji, Sengoku Basara
"Still, a man like you and it's been four years. I have immense personal respect for you, wizard, but that's just....sad."
—Lara Raith, White Night

Lady Macbeth: My plan will work! Macbeth just needs to screw his courage to his sticking place!
Sassy Gay Friend: No. He needs to screw his courage to your sticking place.

Lady Macbeth: (gasps)

Sassy Gay Friend: Yeah. I said it. Because, sister, you need a hobby or an orgasm, stat.
—Sassy Gay Friend: Macbeth

Jubilee: I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I don’t see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!
Bobby: Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!

  1. 228. I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding WW 2.
    —1975 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG
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