A Charlie Brown Christmas/Funny

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  • "Real estate!"
  • Schroeder trying to play Jingle Bells to Lucy's satisfaction.
    • Not to mention him playing an extremely simple version with a glare on his face, then having Lucy scream "THAT'S IT!!!", sending him flying.
  • Snoopy mocking Lucy's directing demands and gestures, then ducking her fist and licking her in retaliation.

Lucy: "Yes, he's even a good penguin."

  • Linus gets a lot of good lines:

"Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it's getting too dangerous."
"Gee, I didn’t know they still made wooden Christmas trees."

Charlie: "I've killed it..."