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Wanda: [panicked] Cosmo! Timmy's parents found Poof! Cosmo [also panicked] Oh no! Those people have no idea how to raise a child! [notices Timmy glaring] No offense, Timmy. Timmy: [deadpan] None taken... —The Fairly OddParents

Maybe having parents wasn't all it was cracked up to be after all. —Vigor Mortis

"You know how your father once told you he was going to take you to Disneyworld, and then drove you to an abandoned parking lot and said, "Oh no, Disneyworld burned down"? Remember how you cried? Well, your dad did that because he loved you." —Tim Rogers, the insert credit hot elevens, volume one: best videogame endings

"All I wanted was for you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor that I wanted, but really, I was trying to please you. You, my father who banished me just for talking out of turn! My father who challenged me, a thirteen year-old boy, to an Agni Kai! How can you possibly justify a duel with a child?" —Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"You WILL learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher." —Firelord Ozai, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Nuka: I'll do it for you, mother! [climbs onto a log dam] Reaction: You know you're the disappointment child / a fuck-up when you do something suicidal and your mother doesn't even say "Be careful". —A fan on Nuka's death in The Lion King II.

"If my son talked like that, I'd beat him to within an inch of his life, I'd whip him senseless with my belt, and hold his head in the toilet till he was begging for mercy! I still don't see why the judge cut off my visitation rights. —Sosumi, Ultimate Muscle

"I haven't smiled once since the day you were born." —Squee's Dad, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Green Goblin: [to Harley Quinn] I've never seen someone be so cruel to someone they love! Harry Osborn: Really, dad? Green Goblin: SHUT UP OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE WILL! —The Randomverse

John: [imitating his Father] Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. [imitating his Mother] John: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. [father's voice] John: Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie. [his own voice] John: No dad, what about you? [father's voice] John: Fuck you. [his own voice] John: No dad, what about you? [father's voice] John: Fuck you. [his own voice] John: Dad, what about you? [father's voice] John: Fuck you! [pantomimes getting punched in the face] Brian: Is that for real? John: You wanna come over sometime? —The Breakfast Club

Ima Goodlady: I THOUGHT I GROUNDED YOU, SPOILED BRATS! THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING THE PROFESSOR! Blossom: I'm afraid not! He stepped out! Buttercup: And we found out that you're not a good lady at all! Bubbles: What's in the bag, Sedusa? (Grabs her wig and clothes) Narrator: SEDUSA?!? Who could have guessed it? Sedusa: (As she has a tug-of-war over her bag with Bubbles) Let go of this! (The bag bursts open, revealing the stolen jewels from the Mayor) Bubbles: Well, What do you know! The mayor's jewels. Nice try, Sedusa! But the game is over! Sedusa: (In her evil tone) HA! NEVER! (In her soft tone) I will just have a sweet talk with the Professor. He will believe me! (In her evil tone) WHILE YOU BUGEYED CREEPS WILL BE GROUNDED FOREVER! (She laughs evilly) Bubbles: (Angrily) OH YEAH?!? GROUND THIS!!! (The girls start attacking Sedusa) Professor: Oh girls, I'm back from the ...WOAH! What's going on here?!? Sedua: (Soft tone, Sobbing) Oh, Professor! Thank goodness you're back! Those spoiled brats went crazy and they jumped on me when I came home, and I... Blossom: (Angrily) NO, PROFESSOR! IT'S NOT TRUE! Buttercup: SHE'S REALLY SEDUSA! Bubbles: And she grounded us so she can steal the mayor's jewels! Sedusa: (Angrily) LIARS! (to the professor, sobbing) Oh, Professor! You do believe me, Do you? Can you help me? Please help me, please! (The girls are shocked, thinking that they will be grounded again) Professor: GIRLS, CALL THE POLICE! THIS CROOK IS NOT GONNA DECEIVE US ANYMORE! (The girls cheer) —The Powerpuff Girls, "Mommy Fearest"

Judge: You always punish your son for no reason. The witness says what you did and that's Child Abusing! I find you guilty for Child Abusing! —GoAnimate!