Adults Are Useless/Quotes

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"Care to explain how our security was penetrated by a child?"
Captain Black, Jackie Chan Adventures
"Mr.Poe meant well. But a jar of mustard could also mean well and would be far better at taking care of the Baudelaires than him."
"I know our parents have done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ.
"Is every adult on this show an idiot!?"
"Society, parents and schools do not teach children the skills of physical, psychological, emotional and verbal self-defence. This is because most adults don't know how to do this."