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'''Store owner''': Oh hell no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them and then buried them again upside down |
'''Store owner''': Oh hell no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them and then buried them again upside down |
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'''Kyle''': Why!? |
'''Kyle''': Why!? |
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'''Store owner''': Why? I don't know. I was drunk. |
'''Store owner''': Why? I don't know. I was drunk. |
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** Parodied in an episode where Bart and Milhouse go on a squishee bender. The next day, Bart discovers he's joined Junior Campers, and Milhouse has a dirty word shaved into the back of his head. |
** Parodied in an episode where Bart and Milhouse go on a squishee bender. The next day, Bart discovers he's joined Junior Campers, and Milhouse has a dirty word shaved into the back of his head. |
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** In "Deep Space Homer", Barney, when selected by NASA to be an astronaut, swears off alcohol and successfully completes his training program with flying colors. Unfortunately, when he takes a sip of a congratulatory glass of champagne, his face immediately reverts back into its permanently soused expression as he proclaims, "It begins." He then steals a jet pack and careens drunkenly through the sky until it runs out of fuel causing him to crash onto a pillow factory roof and bounce onto the street below where he's run over by a marshmallow truck. The fact that it was non-alcoholic champagne [[Your Mind Makes It Real|says something about Barney's alcoholism.]] |
** In "Deep Space Homer", Barney, when selected by NASA to be an astronaut, swears off alcohol and successfully completes his training program with flying colors. Unfortunately, when he takes a sip of a congratulatory glass of champagne, his face immediately reverts back into its permanently soused expression as he proclaims, "It begins." He then steals a jet pack and careens drunkenly through the sky until it runs out of fuel causing him to crash onto a pillow factory roof and bounce onto the street below where he's run over by a marshmallow truck. The fact that it was non-alcoholic champagne [[Your Mind Makes It Real|says something about Barney's alcoholism.]] |
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{{qoute|''If your buddy says,"hold my beer and watch this," go ahead and drink it. You probably won't be seeing him the rest of the night.''|[[Jeff Foxworthy]], September 26, 2014, [https://twitter.com/foxoutdoors/status/515596450357837824 on Twitter]}} |
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